And the Award for Sound Design Goes to Rob/Transcript

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[EPISODE BEGINS]

[CHOMPING] [DENTAL FLOSS SQUEAKING] [DISHES CLATTERING] Whoa! Is Beast Boy actually doing the dishes?

Of course not. I don't do dishes. Ha! But these pots sound pretty good, yo, so I'm thinking about starting a dish-band. Who's with me? Ooh! I wish to play the spoons.

I wanna be on pots! - I'm on jugs and lead vocals! - How about you, Ray-Ray? - No, and keep the noise down. No problem, mama. You guys ready? Please don't practice here. And a one, two, three!

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] Step by step is the only conclusion Day by day we are left in confusion Bring on the night! Bring on the night! Bring it on! Bring it on! Yeah! [EXCITED CHATTERING] Do you guys always have to be this loud? No way! We can be louder!

[RAVEN GROANS] [SINGING CONTINUES] I'd give anything for silence. [ELECTRIC CRACKLING] Whoa! Who are you? [WHISPERING] I am The Whisperer.

Who? - I am The Whisperer. Okay, you're gonna have to speak up. But this is as loud as I can speak.

Can you hear me now? - I guess, but why do you have to whisper? [GROANS] Because I am "The Whisperer.

Oh. What are you doing here? Like you, I prefer the quiet. It would be nice to have a little peace and quiet, but even my magic's not that strong. Mine is. I can give you the silence you seek. I only ask for one thing in return. Well, I don't have a soul, if that's what you're after. It's not your soul I want. [GIGGLES] It's some tummy tickles. Eh, okay. Come on now. Get in there. You want some quiet, don't you? [GIGGLING] Oh! That's it! Yeah. Get the quiet. [GIGGLING] Okay, okay, behind the ears now. Now, that wasn't part of the deal. No, it wasn't. [GIGGLES] Enjoy the silence. [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [INAUDIBLE] [COMICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] [MUSIC CONTINUES] [GIGGLES] Just a little joke of mine, you probably don't get it. So, Raven, are you enjoying the silence you wished for? This was my evil plan of course. For eons I've been trying to rid the world of sound so I could finally be heard. All I needed was a half-demon to tickle my tummy tum-tums, and that was you, Raven. [GIGGLES] Now listen to how loud I am. You may want to cover your ears. Okay, I'm going to scream now. [SOFT SCREAM] [INAUDIBLE] Oh, I can't hear you. [INAUDIBLE] I don't understand. Are you hungry? You want to go outside? What? [INAUDIBLE] Okay, just write it down or something. "Azarath Metrion Zinthos"? Gotcha! The rest of the world may still be silent, but at least we have our voices back. Oh, yeah! [SCATTING] [SCREAMING EXCITEDLY] Yeah! Yes! [WHOOPING] - And I immediately regret it.

You should. Silence is a gift and you pooped on it. [HUFFS] Great job, Raven. Why don't you just tickle every tummy you come across? Well, it seemed like a good deal at the time. How is a world without sound a good deal? Yeah! How am I going to know if I've got a squeaky hinge? How? Will I never again hear the meows of the sweet, sweet kitties? Well, maybe if you all weren't so loud all the time, I wouldn't have made this deal. Oh, it's okay, mama, there's at least one good - thing that came out of this.

What? [ALL GROANING IN DISGUST] Silent but deadly has a new meaning, yo! [LAUGHING] Ow! Guys, check this out! Boing! You were just making that noise. No! I'm not! Look! Boing! That's so trippy, yo! How is the Cyborg mouth sound coming from that spring? Well, I was just hanging out in my room, missing sound and all, so I started creating my own sound effects. Whoa! - That is so good! - I know, right?! So, I started to flick this spring while saying, - "Boing!" - Boing! And after a while, it made the sound on its own! - That's amazing.

It sure is. Can you do a water sprinkler, Cyborg? Please. [MIMICKING WATER SPRINKLER SPRAYING] Ooh! Do the bull frog. [MIMICKING FROG CROAKING] No, I meant it's amazing the sound he made printed onto the object. It seems The Whisperer has created a sound vacuum to which we can assign our own sounds. You mean we can replace the missing sounds in the world? Then, Titans, let's make sounds. [WHOOSHES] [MIMICKING COMPUTER BEEPING] [WHOOSHING] Crack! Whack! Smack! Crack-a-lacka-smack-smack!

[MIMICKING DOOR CREAKING] [WHOOSHES] [MIMICKING FAT ALBERT] Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! It's working!

[SCATTING] [CRUNCHING] [GRUNTING] - Bam! - Bam! Bam!

[MIMICKING WHIRRING] [MIMICKING RACE CAR] [MIMICKING WATER GURGLING] [WHISTLING] [STARFIRE SCREAMING] [WHIRRING] [SQUIRTING] [WHOOSHING] Ha! We did it, Titans!

[FARTING] [FARTING] Ew. Really, Beast Boy? You had to make punches sound like farts? [LAUGHING] So much better than how it used to sound, bro!

[FARTS] Ow! [GROANING] Hilarious. If punches sound like farts, what do farts sound like? [TURKEY GOBBLING] [GIGGLES] Titans, just listen to the world of sound we've created! Blah! Booyah! Booyah! Booyah!

[TURKEY GOBBLING] - I don't like this.

Yes, it is the bad. Then there's only one option. [WHOOSHING] We must make the dangerous journey to The Whisperer and force her to release the world's sounds. Rawr! Rawr! Hoot-hoot! Hoot-hoot! Cheese! [WHOOSHING] [WHOOSHES] We're being watched. [MEOWING] Aw, dude, there's a little kitty-kitty-kitty over there. I'm gonna go say hi. [MEOWING] Ahh! It's a monster! Why did you make it sound like a sweet kitty? [MEOWS] [YELLING] Why? It was the judgment call! I am sorry! Help me! Punch it or something!

[BEAST BOY SCREAMING] Titans, go! [FARTING] Ahh! [FARTING] [LAUGHING] Oh, man, it's so funny! Ow! Get it off of me! [FARTING] [BEAST BOY LAUGHING] [WIND WHOOSHING] [OPERATIC HUMMING] [OVERLAPPING HUMMING] Tip-toe, tip-toe, tip-toe. Spwa! Shwa! THE WHISPERER: Nice try, but I heard you coming a mile away. [WHOOSHING] Whisperer. We've filled the world up with our own sounds, so there's no point in holding the real ones hostage. I actually like what you've done. It's so bad, it'll encourage people to stay quiet. I guess the one thing you don't know about the Titans is that we're loud and proud! Hit it! [WHOOSHING] [CONTINUES WHOOSHING]

From the tiggity-top! One, two, three, four! [MIMICKING DRUMMING] [VOCALIZING TUNE] [IMITATING FAST DRUMMING]

TITANS: # Bring on the night! # [WHISPERING] No! No! So terrible! Even worse than before! Oh, here, take your sounds. Shwa! Spling! [WHOOSHING] Blah! [SQUAWKING] Booyah! Booyah! Booyah! [CLICKING] Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey Sorry, guys, I was wrong when I thought I wanted silence. But hey, looks like all the sounds - made it back to their proper places.

Not all of 'em. [TURKEY GOBBLING] [ALL GROANING] CYBORG: Ah! Come on! - Warn somebody! - Ugh. [BEAST BOY LAUGHING]

[EPISODE ENDS]