Rocks and Water/Transcript


 * Beast Boy: (Sighs)
 * Raven: Ow!
 * Beast Boy: Oh! Sorry, mama! What are you doing in the ocean? That's weird.
 * Raven: Um, nothing. I was just thinking... about the one that got away.
 * Beast Boy: I'm thinking about the one that got away, too. But it's not a fish. It's a girl. (Sighs) Terra!
 * Raven: I thought you finally won her over with that song.
 * ("Fade Away" plays)
 * Beast Boy: Nice! Again!
 * ("Fade Away" plays again)
 * Terra: Ugh! I'm sick of that song! And I'm sick of us! We're done!
 * Beast Boy: Yeah. That song was really the only thing I was bringing to the relationship. (Groans) Now every time I see a rock, I think of her! She used to crush me with ones just like this!
 * Raven: Get over it, already. Terra tried to destroy all of us. Twice.
 * Beast Boy: Then can you at least crush me with this boulder?
 * Raven: Sure.
 * Beast Boy: It's like she's still here! (Groans) Thank you! So, anyway. Terra, I just wanted to say I love you, and that every moment we're apart is complete agony! So, uh, call me back when you get this! Love you. I love you. Bye.
 * Raven: You're being pathetic. Stop calling her.
 * Beast Boy: Shh! It's ringing!
 * All: (Screaming)
 * Robin: Terra! What do you want?
 * Beast Boy: Oh, I know what she wants, Robin.
 * ("Fade Away" plays again)
 * Terra: Stop!
 * Beast Boy: Ow!
 * Terra: Stop it! Now! You're ruined that beautiful song! What I want is for you to leave me... (Echoing) alone.
 * Beast Boy: (Sobbing)
 * Terra: I've met someone.
 * Beast Boy: O can't breathe.
 * Raven: See, she has a boyfriend. Move on.
 * Beast Boy: I can't breathe. Thanks, Raven.
 * Terra: Oh, I think you might know him.
 * Cyborg: (Gasps) That's a pirate!
 * Robin: No, it's Aqualad.
 * Aqualad: Yeah, it's me. Miss me, Raven?
 * Raven: (Stammering)
 * Beast Boy: What? Dating my other girl now? Oh, it's on! I will chew you up again, bro!
 * Aqualad: Relax, you little goblin. That's all the past.
 * Starfire: Ooh! That is so the romantic!
 * Beast Boy: You two have nothing in common!
 * Robin: Yeah. He's about water, she's about rocks.
 * Raven: He's a hero. She's a villain.
 * Cyborg: He's a boy, she's a girl.
 * Beast Boy: Nothing in common!
 * Aqualad: When you rejected me, I was heartbroken. But seeing you now, sad, alone and single, I know I dodged a bullet.
 * Raven: Whoa, okay. I am not single. Uh, Beast Boy and I are... dating.
 * Cyborg: Really?
 * Robin: Really?
 * Starfire: The really?
 * Beast Boy: That's cool.
 * Aqualad: Well, since were all so happy and in love, we should go on a double date tonight. 
 * Robin: A couples' night out? Then make it a triple date! Starfire and I will be there too. All this romantic tension! Will we fall in love? Won't we?
 * Starfire: We will not...
 * Robin: Nobody knows!
 * Cyborg: And I'll be the third wheel, baby! Whoo! Man, I love being the third wheel! Taggin' along, bein' awkward, getting' in the way of true romance!
 * Robin: Hey! I am warning you, third wheel, do not get between Star and me!
 * Cyborg: Phew! Can something get between your bad breath and my nostrils?
 * Starfire: No wonder he does not get the smoochie-smoochies, on his mouth hole!
 * Robin: Argh!
 * Beast Boy: Ha! Pshh. You were telling me to get over Terra, and you still wanna do the smoochie-smoochies... with Fish-Face. (Mock Barfing)
 * Raven: Well, maybe I made a mistake dumping him.
 * Beast Boy: Well, I'm glad you did, though, 'cause I got a date out of it.
 * Raven: It's a fake date. We're just trying to make them jealous.
 * Beast Boy: Ooh, that's dirty! I like your style, mama! Come here!
 * Robin: Mmm. Candlelight. Cloth napkins. Multiple forks. The setting is so... Romantic! Wouldn't you say, Star?
 * Starfire: Indeed. That is why we should sit a the table with Cyborg.
 * Cyborg: Hey! Over here!
 * Beast Boy: Your makeup looks great today.
 * Raven: Oh, yeah... thanks.
 * Beast Boy: You're a beautiful young lady!
 * Raven: Wow. You, um, look... nice.
 * Beast Boy: And I am enjoying the color of your...
 * Raven: Yes. Uh-huh.
 * Beast Boy: Wow! Look at your feet!
 * Raven: And your hair!
 * Beast Boy: They're so cute!
 * Raven: You're so hairy!
 * Beast Boy: Oh, I love your eyes.
 * Raven: Thank you.
 * Beast Boy: And your cloak matches your hair perfectly.
 * Raven: I like you. A lot.
 * Beast Boy: Why, thank you. Maybe we should hug, or kiss, sometime.
 * Raven: Yeah, go around.
 * Beast Boy: Mwah! Rawr! Y'arr.
 * Raven: Ooh. Mwah. (Making kissing noises)
 * Beast Boy: (Purring) I'll eat you up. Yu,
 * Raven: Mmm. I... more than like being with you. Oh, so sorry. It's hard to contain our love. By the way, I ordered for the table.
 * Terra: Ooh, I love calamari! (Munching)
 * Beast Boy: I know what you're doing. (Whispering) And I love it!
 * Terra: So good.
 * Aqualad: Mr. Belvedere? Is that you? It is! You're eating the squid that raised me as a child! Before him, no one cared! How could you, Terra?
 * Beast Boy: (Meows)
 * Terra: I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you! I bet he was a good man.
 * Both: (Groaning)
 * Aqualad: He would have liked you, Terra. Would you look at the time? It's make-out-o'l-clock. Thanks for dinner.
 * Beast Boy: Wow. They really love each other.
 * Raven: Yeah. We're gonna have to work even harder to break them up.
 * Robin: Oh, my! ha, I think I ordered too much spaghetti. Uh, I might need some help, Star. Ack! Third wheel!
 * Cyborg: Whoo! Whoo!
 * Aqualad: If you didn't like the song, you could've just said so.
 * Terra: It wasn't...
 * Aqualad: Unbelievable!
 * Terra: (Sobbing) I'm not a fish, Aqualad, and you can't make me into one!
 * Aqualad: Terra, wait! You're beautiful without gills!
 * Beast Boy: (Imitating Terra)
 * Both: (Laughing)
 * Raven: That's pretty funny.
 * Aqualad: Nice day.
 * Terra: Do you have to talk?
 * Both: That's it! It's over!
 * Terra: Enjoy your fish! Fishface McFish!
 * Aqualad: At least my fish don't have heats of stone! Stoneface...
 * Both: (Laughing)
 * (Beast Boy and Raven kiss on the lips)
 * Raven: Woah! Woah! Woah! What are you doing?
 * Beast Boy: I was just doing what you were doing!
 * Raven: What was I doing?
 * Beast Boy: I don't know! But it was being done on my face!
 * Raven: Beast Boy!
 * Beast Boy: Don't hurt me!
 * Raven: That was kinda nice.
 * Beast Boy: Really?
 * Terra: We should've known.
 * Beast Boy: Guys, not a good time.
 * Aqualad: You've caused us a lot of pain. Now, we're gonna return the favor.
 * Terra: By crushing you with rocks!
 * Aqualad: Rocks? Why can't we summon some sharks?
 * Terra: (Groans Loudly) Look, I know we're going through a tough time, but I've hated the Titans way longer than you have. Let me have this!
 * Aqualad: Longer than me?
 * Both: (Yelling and Arguing)
 * Terra: I'm beginning to think hating them is all had in common in the first place.
 * Aqualad: How about, you smash them with rocks, I'll throw some sharks, and we agree to see other people.
 * Terra: (Exhales Loudly) Whatever. Not the trash hole again!
 * Beast Boy: So... What were we talking about?
 * Raven: I don't remember.
 * Cyborg: Whoo!
 * Beast Boy: Cyborg! What are you doing?
 * Cyborg: Nothin'! Just third wheelin' around town. You know me. Ruinin' any chance for romance!
 * Beast Boy: Sounds like fun!
 * Raven: (Groans)
 * Cyborg: Whoo!
 * [End of Rocks and Water]