Nature/Transcript


 * Star, Raven, take the left flank. Cyborg, we'll take the right. And Beast Boy, you go pterodactyl right up the middle. [Beast Boy nods.] Titans, Go!
 * What happened to my pterodactyl?
 * [Dodges attack from the Robotic Alien.] Hurry, Beast Boy. We need you.
 * It's cheetah time, then. [Runs and briefly pops, but retains human self.]
 * [Dodges attack.] Uh, is something wrong with your powers?
 * Of course not!
 * [Attacking the Robotic Alien with his staff.] Great, because we need a rhino to knock this guy off balance.
 * One rhino coming at ya. [Begins patting hair.]
 * Where's that rhino?
 * [His hair spiked up and his fingers arranged to resemble a horn.] Ar-are you blind, bro? Bwah! [Charges the alien, but runs into it's leg.] Uh! [He recovers and attempts to knock the Robotic Alien off balance, but it flings him away.] Uh!
 * [Dancing on the Robotic Alien's body.] Ha-ha! Yeah! That's how rhinos do it! Ugh!
 * [As the Titans exit the elevator to their tower.] Admit it Beast Boy, you've lost your powers.
 * I was just having an off day, bro.
 * Beast Boy, we need to talk about this.
 * Yes. We can talk about it over the vegan portobello pizza with the creamy garlic sauce I've brilliantly prepared.
 * Ooh. Fancy.
 * Ha! [Reaches to get a slice, but is slapped by Beast Boy.] Ow!
 * Were you just going to eat that with your hands, bro?! Gross! Use a serving fork. [Hands Cyborg a serving fork. Starfire grabs a slice of pizza and eats it with her mouth open. ] Star, please, that's super gross. [Starfire begins chewing with her mouth closed. Robin begins to wipe his mouth with his gloves.] Bro, napkin? Use it. [Robin wipes his face with a napkin.] Ugh, animals. [Begins cutting pizza with a knife and a fork.]
 * Whoa. When did Beast Boy become the civilized one?
 * That's it! The comforts of modern life have stripped you of your animal instinct.
 * Then, that is why Beast Boy cannot turn into the animal.
 * [Notices the candelabra, polished glass, and the piece of pizza on his fork.] Ah! You're right. The old Beast Boy would never have used a fork to eat pizza. I need to get my animal instincts back by reconnecting with Mother Nature.
 * Be warned Beast Boy. She is the worst mother of them all. There is a reason we all live inside.
 * I've got to do it, bro. I've got to run free! [Rips off his clothes.]
 * Then, run free, Beast Boy! Run free!
 * [Hopping over Robin and bouncing off Starfire's head.] Free! Free! Free!
 * [Drinks water from a river.] Finally! Back to Mother Nature. Beautiful sun, fresh air, clean water. [Drinks water.] So good, so fresh. [Drinks water.] So hairy. Gah! [Spits out a hairball and notices a bear scratching his back with the skeleton of a fish in the river. A bug appears on Beast Boy's ear.] What's up buggy bug? How's nature been treating you, buddy? [The bug, a millipede, crawls into Beast Boy's ear and out the other before going up his nose and he pulls it out through his mouth before dropping it. He spots a snake.] What up? [The snake attacks Beast Boy's eye, leaving it swollen.] Ah! Why, nature, why?!
 * I warned Beast Boy about coming into this hostile environment. We need to remember that Mother Nature is against us out here. We'll have to do whatever it takes to survive until we find Beast Boy. [Spots a butterfly and eats it.]
 * Gah! What'd you do that for?
 * Pure protein! Out here, you take every meal you can get. You never know when you'll eat again.
 * Okay, crazy, you just ate a sandwich five minutes ago.
 * [Eats another butterfly.]
 * Oh! Come on, man!
 * [Chewing the butterfly.] In the wild, any meal could be your last. [Spots another butterfly.]
 * No, Robin, please!
 * [Eats another butterfly.] This forest is loaded with butterflies!
 * [Shivering in the cold.] How am I supposed to connect with nature when it's so terrible! I'm cold. I'm hungry. [Notices a bunny.] Hey, bunny. How do you do it, bro? How do you survive out here? You're so cute and fluffy. [Bunny hops onto his lap.] I mean, how do you stay so meaty, bro? With those delicious ribs and juicy thighs. So thick and fat. [Bunny hops away.] Come here! [Chases the bunny.] Let me put you in my mouth! [Smacks into someone.] Ugh! Whoa! Wha-who are you?
 * [Petting the bunny.] I am Mother Nature.
 * Whoa.
 * [Jumping into a spot beside them, wearing torn pants and no shorts.] Titans!
 * ,, and : Aah!
 * I have found some tracks belonging to Beast Boy. [Grabs and eats a butterfly.] Pure protein! Now, is everyone staying hydrated?
 * I could use the liquid refreshment.
 * Mmm, mmm, mmm. Where did this water come from? [Drinks more.]
 * From the lake.
 * Ew.
 * We have to do what we have to do to survive in the wild! [Mimics bird sounds.]
 * [With his clothes back on.] This place is making me crazy! I almost ate that adorable bunny. [Looks around for the bunny.] Hey, where did the bunny go?
 * He's right there.
 * Huh! Robin was right. You are the worst mother ever.
 * [Grabs a robin from the air.] WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?
 * Not that robin fool. How do you let your animals live in these conditions?
 * [Throws the robin.] I'm a firm believer in survival of the fittest.
 * But if you see your wolf kid eating your bunny kid, you've got to do something!
 * I can't. It's the circle of life.
 * You don't need any circles if you have taco stands.
 * Tacos?
 * Yeah, tacos! I've been out here for a while and I know exactly what this place needs.
 * Titans!
 * Gah!
 * I know what happened to Beast Boy!
 * Where is he?
 * Follow me. [Jumps into the bushes and leads Starfire and Cyborg away.]
 * [Summons a bucket of water to douse the campfire and rejoins the team.]
 * He regained his instincts and can turn into animals again.
 * Oh, that is the great news!
 * But, then, he got cocky. Prancing through the forest in the form of a deer, he had a fateful meeting with the majestic King Deer. They couldn't come to terms so Beast Boy challenged that deer to become Emperor of the Forest. Yes, it's all so very clear now!
 * I do not understand. Where is the Beast Boy now?
 * This is Beast Boy. [Gestures to the skeletal remains of a deer.]
 * and : No!
 * No. That's not him.
 * [Holding the deer's skull.] Poor, poor Beast Boy, you could never be Emperor of the Forest. Couldn't you see that? Why? Why did you challenge King Deer for his throne? Why?! Why?! He was just a boy!
 * Wow. Well, I'm ready to go back to the tower.
 * Are you sure this will improve the forest?
 * I guarantee it, mama! You don't even know. Now, let's ditch a couple of those trees.
 * Okay.
 * See how that opens everything up? Now put some homes in there! [Mother Nature laughs as she constructs building and houses with her powers out of trees, quickly replacing the location of the removed trees.] Now we're cooking! Speaking of cooking, hook this place up with that taco stand yo! [Mother Nature replaces a house with a taco stand managed by a bear.] Now some billboards to advertise those tacos. [Billboards appear around the taco stand.] Now, do you see this? Look at that. [Gestures to the new city lifestyle of nature.] No one's eating anyone, everyone's got a roof over their head, and a good paying job. That's what I call nature! [Eats a taco.]
 * This is so much better, Beast Boy. [Hugs Beast Boy.] How can I ever thank you?
 * [Transforms into a bunny.] Whoa, look! I reconnected with nature. Literally, yo! My powers are back! [Transforms into a bat, a bird, a koala, and a butterfly.] That's what I'm talking about!
 * [Stuffs Beast Boy into his mouth, shocking Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and Mother Nature.] Pure protein!
 * But, then, he got cocky. Prancing through the forest in the form of a deer, he had a fateful meeting with the majestic King Deer. They couldn't come to terms so Beast Boy challenged that deer to become Emperor of the Forest. Yes, it's all so very clear now!
 * I do not understand. Where is the Beast Boy now?
 * This is Beast Boy. [Gestures to the skeletal remains of a deer.]
 * and : No!
 * No. That's not him.
 * [Holding the deer's skull.] Poor, poor Beast Boy, you could never be Emperor of the Forest. Couldn't you see that? Why? Why did you challenge King Deer for his throne? Why?! Why?! He was just a boy!
 * Wow. Well, I'm ready to go back to the tower.
 * Are you sure this will improve the forest?
 * I guarantee it, mama! You don't even know. Now, let's ditch a couple of those trees.
 * Okay.
 * See how that opens everything up? Now put some homes in there! [Mother Nature laughs as she constructs building and houses with her powers out of trees, quickly replacing the location of the removed trees.] Now we're cooking! Speaking of cooking, hook this place up with that taco stand yo! [Mother Nature replaces a house with a taco stand managed by a bear.] Now some billboards to advertise those tacos. [Billboards appear around the taco stand.] Now, do you see this? Look at that. [Gestures to the new city lifestyle of nature.] No one's eating anyone, everyone's got a roof over their head, and a good paying job. That's what I call nature! [Eats a taco.]
 * This is so much better, Beast Boy. [Hugs Beast Boy.] How can I ever thank you?
 * [Transforms into a bunny.] Whoa, look! I reconnected with nature. Literally, yo! My powers are back! [Transforms into a bat, a bird, a koala, and a butterfly.] That's what I'm talking about!
 * [Stuffs Beast Boy into his mouth, shocking Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and Mother Nature.] Pure protein!
 * [Transforms into a bunny.] Whoa, look! I reconnected with nature. Literally, yo! My powers are back! [Transforms into a bat, a bird, a koala, and a butterfly.] That's what I'm talking about!
 * [Stuffs Beast Boy into his mouth, shocking Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and Mother Nature.] Pure protein!
 * [Stuffs Beast Boy into his mouth, shocking Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and Mother Nature.] Pure protein!

Episode ends.