Talk:Purple Raven/@comment-24521542-20140605200024/@comment-25222742-20140609080738


 * ATSuperFan: Well, I guess this means we're pretty much screwed now.
 * Hudson Abadeer: How did you even get ahold of Kryptonite anyway?
 * ATSuperFan: Oh some man with marked up skin and a bunch of missing hair and teeth was selling them in a dark alley late at night.
 * (The Lich and Hudson Abadeer both make shocked faces)
 * The Lich: Uhhh, are you sure that was actually Kyrptonite and not -
 * ATSuperFan: Well it almost destroyed Superman didn't it so what what else could it be?
 * (The Lich and Hudson Abadeer both make relieved faces)
 * Hudson Abadeer: Oh phew.
 * The Lich: Well that threw me off for a second ... Right so coming close to a fatal death with Superman.
 * ATSuperFan: Oh right, right, right.
 * (They're all about to die)
 * ATSuperFan: OKAY THAT'S IT! WE HAVE NO OTHER WAY OUT OF THIS! WE NEED TO STOP THIS FROM EVER HAPPENING! WE NEED TO REWIND TIME NOW!!!
 * The Lich: On it.
 * (The Lich flies up into the air carrying Superfan, Hudson, and the grass sword and he jets off on a field of darkness and goes through a deadly dark portal of evil back in time to before he incident ever started. Only ATSuperFan makes it all the way through)
 * ATSuperFan: I love you.
 * Bumble 892: Oh, well I'm flattered but -
 * (ATSuperFan breaks through the portal and tackles ATSuperFan)
 * ATSuperFan: ATSuperFan! Don't do this!
 * ATSuperFan: What? Wha? Huh?
 * ATSuperFan: Just leave Bumble alone! It's going to lead to a fight where.
 * ATSuperFan: Wait, WHAT?
 * ATSuperFan: ATSuperFan! Listen to me!
 * ATSuperFan: But you're me! How did?
 * ATSuperFan: Yes, yes, I know! I'm you! Look, I'm you from the future where you get into a fight with Bumble892! Don't do it dude! You two are going to get into a fight with the grass sword and The Lich and Superman and Doomsday and the Nightosphere and kryptonite and shipping Beast Boy with Terra and black holes and blood and Tree Trunks and shipping Beast Boy with Raven and time bombs and Mr. Pig and betrayal and portals and time travel and shipping Beast Boy with Robin and confusion and Flambo and Purple Raven and rotten bananas and FRED FREDBURGER!!! GAAAAAAASP!!! DON'T DO THIS MAN!
 * ATSuperFan: Fine, whatever. I'm already in a relationship anyway.
 * Bumble: Wait, so you've been in a relationship with someone else and you tried to get me to go out with you?
 * ATSuperFan: Whatever. Huh? What? Shut up. Whatever.
 * Bumble: Future SuperFan, What sick and messed up future did you come from?
 * ATSuperFan: Doesn't matter. All that matters is that it's done and over with forever.
 * ATSuperFan: So, SuperFan, what do you want to do now? I mean I figured we could do something since we're both two different people now and we might have some time to kill before you get destroyed due to a space time paradox.
 * ATSuperFan: Yeah sounds good. Maybe we could go and grab a pizza.
 * ATSuperFan: Yeah, as myself, you must know that I've already got a date scheduled in a few minutes so I guess we could make it a double date?
 * Bumble: WAIT SO YOU ALREADY HAD A DATE SCHEDULED AND INSTEAD OF GOING TO IT YOU WASTED IT FIGHTING WITH ME SO YOU COULD GET ME TO GO OUT WITH YOU AND CHEAT ON -
 * ATSuperFan and ATSuperFan: SHUT UP!!!
 * ATSuperFan: Yeah, sounds good although I didn't bring a future Skylar with me because I was too preoccupied with the fight sooo ...
 * ATSuperFan: Oh well that's okay, you can just ask out "You know who" and we'll tell her that you come from the future where we broke up and you went out with her and make it a double date.
 * ATSuperFan: YEAH! I like the sound of THAT! That's going to make this the best double date ever! But wait ... Wouldn't that kind of ruin my reputation having all of this cheating and betrayal and future stuff and crap?
 * ATSuperFan: No dude you're going to have all the living matter that makes up your existence destroyed in a paradoxical explosion anyway so all of the events that happened to you today will be removed from the face of space time history forever.
 * ATSuperFan: Great so tonight then.
 * ATSuperFan: Great see you there.
 * (And so both of the ATSuperFans had a great double date and they all laughed and had a great time until one of the ATSuperFans got destroyed in the paradoxical time rage and died a horrible death and was wiped from existence forever and everybody (Except for the other ATSuperFan) lived happily ever after. The End.)