Waffles/Transcript


 * [Walks to the kitchen with Beast Boy.] Waffles!
 * Waffles!
 * Excuse me?
 * Waffles.
 * Waffles?
 * [Nodding.] Waffles!
 * [Entering the kitchen.] Waffles?
 * and : Waffles!
 * Wait. What?
 * [Floating across the kitchen.] Obviously they're playing some idiotic game to see who can go the longest saying only "waffles".
 * [Pointing at Raven.] Waffles!
 * [Pointing at Raven.] Waffles!
 * Oh! I wish to participate in this merriment. Waffles!
 * [Tsking.] Waffles.
 * But how does one say waffles incorrectly?
 * Look, guys. Saying "waffles" over and over isn't funny. It's annoying. Please stop.
 * WAAAAAAFFFFFLLLLLEEEEESSSSS! [Cyborg spits on Robin's cheek who then wipes it off with a handkerchief.]
 * Waffles!
 * What Robin is trying to say is that we are having trouble understanding the point of your "waffles" game. Perhaps you can explain its appeal.
 * and : [Singing.] Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffles. Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles!
 * Wow. Incredibly annoying. Let's change the subject. Quick.
 * Good idea. How 'bout I make breakfast? What do you guys feel like?
 * and :: Waffles!
 * Of course you do.
 * [Raising eyebrows at Raven.] Waffles.
 * [Blushing.] Right.
 * [Holding a plate of waffles.] Here you go. Waffles.
 * [Knocking plate onto Robin.] Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
 * [Shaking head.] Waffles! Waffles? Waffles. Waffles.
 * [Annoyed.] Is that not what you asked for?
 * [Holding up a picture of a sandwich.] Waffles.
 * [Peels the waffles off his face and sighs.] It's gonna be a long day.
 * Waffles.
 * Waffles.
 * Waffles. Waffles.
 * Waffles. Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.
 * Something up?
 * Maybe. [Picks SOS icon as a map of Jump City scrolls until arriving at a warehouse.] The computer's picking up a strange distress signal from the other side of town. I think we should check it out.
 * Then we are with you.
 * Let's do it.
 * Titans, go!
 * Waffles!
 * Waffles, waffles!
 * Uh, why don't you two sit this one out?
 * Waffles.
 * [As she, Robin, and Starfire board the elevator.] Yeah, we got this.
 * Wa-affles.
 * [As he, Raven, and Starfire approach the warehouse.] Well, this is where the distress signal's coming from.
 * It appears no one is here.
 * So, who sent the signal then?
 * That would be me. [Robin, Starfire, and Raven look up to see Brother Blood coming out of the shadows on a railing.] Greetings, Titans.
 * Brother Blood!
 * The fiendish headmaster of the H.I.V.E. Academy.
 * Creepy guy who stands under dramatic lighting.
 * You didn't think you've seen the last of your favorite enemy? [Jumps over the railing and lands on the ground.]
 * Then this was a trap!
 * And you have stepped right in. [Presses a button on a remote that traps Robin, Starfire, and Raven inside a cage.] Thanks to our many encounters, I've prepared for every possible contingency!
 * [Twirling staff.] We'll see about that! [Hits staff and is electrocuted, screams.] Gah!
 * [Approaching the cage.] Like I said, every possible contingency.
 * What do you want, Brother Blood?
 * What I want is simple. Control over the Titans Tower weapons arsenal.
 * Sorry, but I designed the system so that it can only be used by us. [Places hand on cage and it is electrocuted.]
 * Which is why I require your voice recognition codes.
 * We'll never give you our voice recognition codes! Your mind control won't work on us!
 * [Walking away from the cage.] While I know I can be very persuasive, I thought this would be more fun. [Presses button.]
 * [Approaching the cage.] Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. [Robin, Starfire, and Raven stare at the robot.] Pain. [Painbot summons weapons to scare the Titans.]
 * [Tapping on mic.] This is Robin and I hereby authorize access.
 * [Mic switches to Raven.] This is Raven and I hereby authorize access.
 * [Mic switches to Starfire.] This is Starfire and I hereby authorize access.
 * [Retracts it's weapons.] Pain.
 * But I was really looking forward to using this. [Pets Painbot.] I spent a lot of time making it.
 * All I know is pain. All I know is pain.
 * We do not like the torture.
 * Yeah, that looks super uncomfortable.
 * Besides, you still need Beast Boy's and Cyborg's authorization too, and they'll never give it up.
 * I assure you, they will sing like birds.
 * Eh, I kind of doubt it.
 * Not today.
 * Trust us.
 * Then you underestimate me and this machine.
 * Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. [Summons flamethrower.] Pain. Pain. Pain. [While Robin talks.] Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain.
 * [To Raven and Starfire.] Good call on the talking.
 * Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaafles.
 * [Deep.] Waffles.
 * Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafles.
 * Ooh, waffles!
 * Waffles. Waffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffleess. Waaaaafffflleeess. Waffles. Waffles. Waffles. Waaaaaafffflleees. Waffles. Waffles. Waaaaafffllee -
 * [On the TV screen.] Hello Cyborg. Beast Boy. I have some unfortunate news. I've captured your friends and if you don't surrender immediately, you'll never see them alive again.
 * Waffles!
 * Indee - Wait, what did you just say?
 * Waffles! Waffles!
 * [Tapping on screen.] Am I coming through clearly? You understand I am making a serious threat, right?
 * [Nodding.] Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.
 * You're messing with me now, aren't you?
 * Waffles.
 * Look, you know where to find me, and don't try anything foolish because I've prepared for every possible contingency! [Screen turns off.]
 * Waffles! [Pounds fists.]
 * Waffles! Waffles!
 * [He and Beast Boy run into the elevator. At the warehouses, He scans for the correct one.] Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.
 * Waffles. [He and Cyborg navigate stealthily to the warehouse. They stand behind a crate.] Waffles.
 * [Behind a crate.] Waffles.
 * [Jumping onto a box.] Waffles.
 * [Behind a lamppost.] Waffles.
 * and : [Enter the warehouse.] Waffles!
 * I am really impressed at your commitment to this game.
 * [On the railing.] Glad you can join our little party.
 * Waffles! [Shoots a sonic blast which Brother Blood spots with telepathy. He returns the attack to the duo, but they jump over the attack.] Waffles. Waffles. Waffles. [Shoots three more blasts at Brother Blood who swiftly dodges each of them before summoning Painbot.]
 * [Strolls up to Beast Boy and Cyborg.] Pain. [Summons weapons.] Pain.
 * [Looking at Beast Boy.] Waffles. Waffles.
 * Your fellow Titans have already given up their voice recognition codes. If you want to save them, you'd do the same. [Lowers mics.]
 * Waffles.
 * Last chance.
 * Pain.
 * Waffles!
 * Waffles!
 * Okay, stop saying that! It's getting very irritating and it's not funny at all! [Presses button.]
 * Pain. Pain. [Summons circular saw to slice Beast Boy.]
 * Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
 * [Starfire and Raven look away.] Pain. [Summons flamethrower.] Pain.
 * Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
 * I cannot bear to watch!
 * Ready to talk?
 * [Weakly.] Waffles.
 * Stop saying waffles!
 * Waffles.
 * All I know is pain! [Summons weapons to torture Beast Boy and Cyborg.]
 * [Pounded by hammer.] Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
 * [Drilled by multiple drills.] Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
 * [Shot by flames.] Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
 * and : [Beast Boy is torched and Cyborg is electrocuted.] Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
 * [Electrocuted.] Waaaffflees! Waffles! Waaaafffleees!
 * [Cringing alongside Raven and Starfire.] I think I have an idea.
 * [As Beast Boy and Cyborg scream waffles.] Does it involve waffles?
 * [As Beast Boy and Cyborg scream waffles.] Exactly. Brother Blood may think he's prepared for every possible contingency but you can't prepare for Cyborg and Beast Boy's stupid games.
 * Please tell your friends to just give me their voice codes. I mean, don't tell me you're not annoyed too.
 * Waffles!
 * Oh, come on. You now?
 * Waffles!
 * Waffles!
 * It's not funny!
 * ,, and : Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
 * CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS THE STUPIDEST GAME EVER?!
 * ,, and : [Singing.] Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffles. Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles!
 * [As Robin, Starfire, and Raven finish singing.] Stop it! Stop! [Grunts.] STOP! [Jumps on Painbot.]
 * Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain.
 * , and : [Singing.] Waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles!
 * Okay, it's not funny anymore.
 * What?
 * The waffles thing? You guys are so annoying.
 * But, was this not your game?
 * [Now as a skeleton due to his injuries.] And you guys ruined it.
 * [Dismembered due to his injuries.] Thanks a lot. [Head rolls off.]
 * [To Robin.] So, how do we get out of this cage?
 * Waffles.
 * It's not funny!
 * ,, and : Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
 * CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS THE STUPIDEST GAME EVER?!
 * ,, and : [Singing.] Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffles. Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles!
 * [As Robin, Starfire, and Raven finish singing.] Stop it! Stop! [Grunts.] STOP! [Jumps on Painbot.]
 * Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain.
 * , and : [Singing.] Waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles!
 * Okay, it's not funny anymore.
 * What?
 * The waffles thing? You guys are so annoying.
 * But, was this not your game?
 * [Now as a skeleton due to his injuries.] And you guys ruined it.
 * [Dismembered due to his injuries.] Thanks a lot. [Head rolls off.]
 * [To Robin.] So, how do we get out of this cage?
 * Waffles.
 * Waffles.

Episode ends.