Team Building/Transcript

Cyborg: Booyah! We did it, bro! We did it!

Beast Boy: Yeah! We did it!

Robin: Wow! Nice model, guys!

Beast Boy: Yeah, but Cyborg did most of it. Hope I’m as good as him some day.

Raven: So what’s with the brick stuff?

Starfire: Did you not play with the building bricks of the plastic as a child, Raven?

Raven: Not really. My dad was more into destroying universes, not so much into construction.

Beast Boy: Really? You’re missing out, mama! How about entering the building competition with us tomorrow? That’s cool prizes and everything!

Cyborg: Only problem is, we don’t have any more bricks left.

Raven: That’s okay, I think I have an idea how to get some more. Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!

Robin: Woah, what happened?

Cyborg: Oh, man! Everything’s all "brick-shaped" and stuff!

Beast Boy: Dudes! My hands are like claws but I ain’t even a lobster right now!

Cyborg: Beats Boy! Where’s your nose?

Beast Boy: What? *gasps* Nooo…!!! My nose-picking days are over, dude! OVER!

Starfire: We all appear to be affected! What is the gives?

Raven: Relax, guys, I used the model to take us into a building brick room. Now I’ll have everything I need to win that contest.

Cyborg: Really? You couldn’t have just bought some more?

Beast Boy: Hey! I don’t mind, Rae-Rae! This place sounds awesome!

Robin: Uh-oh, Crime Alert! Titans, GO!

Cyborg: Dude! Those are GREMLINS! Actual gremlins!

Robin: Wait… The Powerpuff Girls?

Blossom: You guys again? I thought this city look familiar.

Robin: What’s going on, Blossom?

Blossom: Mojo Jojo. He released gremlins into Townsville and some managed to escape into this dimension using that gateway.

Bubbles: You nice super heroes will help us gather up the rest of them, won’t you?

Buttercup: Based on our last team up, I wouldn’t count on it.

Cyborg: Wait! Are you saying that thing can take us into movies from the ‘80s?!

Blossom: Yeah, they can take you to all sorts of worlds but shouldn’t we…?

Raven: Wow. I guess it would be pretty cool to meet Beetlejuice.

Cyborg: Who?

Raven: Beetlejuice.

Cyborg: One more time.

Raven: BEETLEJUICE!

Beetlejuice: Whoa-hoa-ho-hoah! That was crazy! Say!!! Who are you guys, huh? Whaddaya want?!

Raven: Oh… my gosh! You’re him! You’re Beetlejuice! The "Ghost with the Most"!

Beetlejuice: That’s right, babe. And you are…?

Cyborg: We’re the Teen Titans, dude! Renowned super heroes.

Beetlejuice: Super heroes, huh? That doesn’t sound good. Could get in my way.

Beast Boy: What was that?

Beetlejuice: Oh, nothing. Say any of you folks up for a little inter-dimensional fun?

Beast Boy: You know it, bro!

Raven: Yeah, we are!

Robin: Sounds like a plan to me!

Cyborg: Booyah!

Starfire: I would also appreciate the opportunity for a time of the fun.

Beetlejuice: That’s what I like to hear! Let’s go!

Bubbles: Well, they’re not coming back, are they?

Buttercup: Told ya.

Starfire: Ooh, this land is so full of the wonder! The bright colours! The smiling faces! The spontaneous dance choreography!

Cyborg: HEEEEEY… YOOOOOUU… GUUUUUYS!!! Whoooooooo-hooooo…!!!

Robin: Ha! Too easy! Man, they sure know to treat heroes in THIS version of Gotham City! Oh hey, Batman! Oh, right. Forgot about that. Guess I’m not much better at driving the Batmobile in this dimension. Okay, people! Outta my way! Coming through! Look out! Super hero business!

Beast Boy: Thanks for letting me work on my building skills, Newt my dude! That should do it! Another quality constriction from the one and only fantastic Beast Boy! Uh, you got this right…? See ya!

Raven: So that’s my problem, Beetlejuice. Any advice of how to become a better builder?

Beetlejuice: Hmm… Okay, how about we use your magic to build something together?

Raven: Magic, huh? Sounds good but wouldn’t that be cheating?

Beetlejuice: Of course not! It’s only cheating if you get caught! Hahahahaha!

Raven: Hahaha… Gotta love that evil laugh.

Starfire: The fun! The joy!

Guy: Did you see that?! She’s a witch!

Starfire: Oh, what a world…

Cyborg: We did it, guys! Whoooo…!!!! My bad!

Robin: Phew! I think I lost ‘em. What are you guys doing here?

Cyborg: The Goonies are mad at me.

Starfire: The Land of Oz believes that I am the evil.

Beast Boy: Let’s just say my building skills need a little improvement.

Robin: So, what about Raven? Where is she?

Raven: Hey, check it out! My first model! Pretty cool, huh?

Robin: Wow, Raven! How did you build that?

Beetlejuice: Using her magic probably helped.

Raven: Beetlejuice? You said you wouldn’t tell.

Beetlejuice: It’s too bad, really. ‘Cos I happen to know a thing or two about magic… …not to mention, a little mischievous irony! Hahaha!

Raven: Tricking me into building him a giant, evil gargoyle> Probably should have seen this coming. Sory, guys.

Robin: That’s okay, Raven. We can blame you later. Right now, it’s time for action! Titans, GO!

Starfire: I’ll get you, Beetlejuice… And your giant gargoyle too…!!!

Raven: Azarath… Metrion… Zinthos! No way! This thing off my magic? Any ideas?

Cyborg: Hold up. That thing’s made of building bricks, right? So if we use our imagination we can build something to fight it with!

Raven: Hey, you’re right, Cyborg!

Robin: Yes! That’s it! Titans, BUILD! Nice going, Cyborg! Whoooaahh!

Cyborg: Don’t worry, Robin! I’ll save… WHOAH! Beast Boy! You gotta re-build the car!

Beast Boy: But I don’t know how, dude! You’re the better builder!

Cyborg: You gotta try! I believe in you!

Starfire: Perhaps it is time for me to show who is the master of the building!

Cyborg: Yeah!

Robin: Yes! Go, Starfire!

Beast Boy: Hey, dudes! Not too bad shabby, huh?

Robin: How’s a forklift gonna help us defeat Beetlejuice?

Beast Boy: Uh… Guess you got a point there, bro… but it’s still pretty sweet, huh?

Robin: Just build something, Beast Boy! Quick!

Cyborg: Man, don’t stifle his creatively? You can do it, Bestie! Starfire!

Robin: Star!

Beast Boy: Hey!

Robin: Nice going, Beast Boy!

Raven: Normal spells won’t work but I bet a little magic from THIS book will!

Beetlejuice: Well, buddy… We had a good run.

Raven: Azarath… Metrion… ZINTHOS!

Robin: Great work, team. Nice thinking back there, Raven.

Starfire: Yes, I am certain you are now well prepared for the contest of the building tomorrow.

Raven: Maybe but I’d kinda like to get in a little more practice before we go home.

Cyborg: Sounds cool. Don’t see any reason to leave in a hurry anyway!

Stafire: Perhaps we did not leave everyone with the most positive impression of ourselves. Um, hello, wonderful people made of plastic building bricks. I… It appears I am unable to reason with them. We must go now.

Beast Boy: Knew we shouldn’t have encouraged her.

Cyborg: We might have still won if SOMEONE hadn’t re-built our model into an unflattering portrait of the judge, Beast Boy!

Beast Boy: What are you talking about? I didn’t do that!

Raven: Oh, yeah. That was me.

Cyborg and Beast Boy: WHAT?

Raven: My dad didn’t let me play with building bricks but he did teach me to win at all costs.

Beast Boy & Cyborg: (Sobbing)

Raven: I regret nothing.