Serious Business

Serious Business is Teen Titans Go! Season 2, Episode 9b (35b), and the 70th overall episode of the series.

Summary
The Titans enjoy an entertaining life, but they find out what is truly important in life when they learn what the bathroom is really for.

Plot
The plot starts off with Robin who's desperately waiting for Raven to get out of the bathroom for his own business, however the other Titans sees him dancing in front of the bathroom and joins him in a Pee Pee Dance. Eventually Raven comes out and misses the dance, as she is slightly sad about it.

Later on, Robin calls for a bathroom meeting discussing with the Titans about them spending way too much time in the bathroom. For that, he's instituting bathroom rationing which means no more lavatory visiting will last more than five minutes. The Titans are not agreed with Robin as if it isn't suficient for their own businesses and other activities beside that for it is a place of magic. But to prove Robin's theory, he sets up a countdown timer bomb in the bathroom and demonstrates them that he can finish up his own business in exactly five minutes. After he comes out, the bathroom explodes leading the Titans to extinguish the fire, shocked, as he will keep on eye on them to do the same thing as he did. However the Titans couldn't finish their activities in the bathroom less than five minutes as they get blown up by each one making Robin to be dissapointed.

Two weeks later, Robin sees the Titans all dirty for they didn't even bother to go anymore to the bathroom due to his five minutes standard has killed the "magic" for them. He orders them to clean up themselves immediately. While Robin doesn't seem to understand the point of their so called magic, the Titans offers him to discover it and enjoy it the same way as they did. He disarms the bomb temporary allowing them to show him the magic by dancing, singing, playing with the hair-gel, eating food-shaped sink water with toothpaste, and watching plays behind the tub curtains. After all the enjoyable activities, Robin understands it now for he officialy disbands the bathroom rationing and deactivates the bomb permanently. Robin would prefer to be alone in the bathroom to enjoy the magic by himself and the Titans let him handle it. But not for too long until the next morning, they needed to use it desperately as well, while Robin never left the bathroom at all.

Raven suggests to go in by busting the door down and they see Robin in the toilet for he claims that the bathroom is occupied. Robin is abusing now the bathroom magic making the Titans to engage a battle against him to get him out of the bathroom for they have waited too much longer. The fight is being interrupted by the bathroom itself named as John. The Titans are shocked for how they see a pile of tile plates forming a face on the wall and can talk as well by magic. John claims that he and the other bathrooms were survivors from an distant planet that has been destroyed and they though they would find a better place where they can be appreciated on Earth. Instead John sees Robin's magic abuse and is confident now that they were wrong, pulling Robin out of the toilet with a high water pressure when he appologized. John decides to leave along with the other bathrooms of the city in order to escape out of this madness.

The Titans's bathroom begins to crack out of the Tower and flees away along with the other bathrooms from Jump City forming a light-speed ring after they gathered up together in outer space spinning around in speed and dissapears for they have gone to a possible new home. Meanwhile at the Tower, the Titans don't have any options to do without a bathroom for they really have to use it now, they start again a Pee Pee Dance in the end.

Characters

 * Robin
 * Beast Boy
 * Raven
 * Starfire
 * Cyborg
 * John
 * Jinx (cameo)
 * Batman (cameo)
 * Joker (cameo)
 * Silkie (cameo)

Songs

 * Pee Pee Dance

Trivia

 * This episode aired one year after Power Moves.
 * Strangely, Titans Tower seems to have unisex bathrooms, as while Raven was using the facilities, Robin was waiting outside for her to finish.
 * Given the huge size of the Tower, there should have been another bathroom Robin could have used.
 * This episode reveals that Starfire makes chili in the toilet.
 * Five minutes will be unfair if you need to do number two and when you take a shower.
 * It is revealed that Raven enjoys tap-dancing.

Errors

 * The layout of the bathroom changes as the episode progresses. For example, at the start of the episode, the bathroom door had no pictures, and had a wall to the right side. Later on, however, the right wall disappears and a picture of Silkie can be seen.