Party, Party!/Transcript


 * What should we do today?
 * We could have a waffle party.
 * Did that yesterday. Syrup Party?
 * Too sticky. Butter party?
 * Too melty.
 * Plate party?
 * Too plate-y.
 * Why not just throw a party?
 * What kind of party?
 * You know, just a regular old party party. You invite guests. Have food. Everyone has a good time. Except me.
 * Ooh, I wish to receive the invite of guesting for the party party!
 * We're having a party? [lovestruck] I'm in.
 * I don't know. It sounds kind of lame.
 * But who's better at throwing a lame party than us?!
 * PARTY PARTY!
 * Why did I say anything?
 * [wearing a headset and holding a clipboard] Cyborg, Beast Boy. You're in charge of the entertainment.
 * BOO-YAH! [pops a Boom Box out of his chest]
 * That's what I'm talking about.
 * [holding a plate of Bzorkels] I shall provide the nourishments. Everyone loves the eight-legged bzorknels, right?
 * [cringing in horror] NO!
 * Raven will be in charge of food. I'll handle the decorations. Starfire, you're in charge of the guest list.  Titans, GO! 
 * A little higher on the left, Beast Boy.
 * Good work, Titans.
 * This is not a hat party. Take that off.
 * We don't need no stinkin' hats.
 * [takes the hat off] My bad.
 * Our first guest!
 * Titans, prepare to party!
 * Yay.
 * [enters] Hello, crud-munchers.
 * [enters next] I, Killer Moth, have only come to visit with Larva-M3-19. And eat snacks.
 * [enters, wearing binds on her hands] So what's it this time, a Girls' Night in?
 * [enters] Excuse me, where's the bathroom? And all of your sensitive files?
 * Maybe we shouldn't have put Starfire in charge of guests.
 * [whispers to Starfire] Starfire, why did you invite these villains?
 * They were on the most wanted list!
 * [facepalms]
 * No worries, brah. We can make any party a fun party.
 * Even a party party!
 * Awkward.
 * This party stinks.
 * Jail was more fun than this.
 * We can't just let them leave.
 * Why not? They're villains!
 * They are our guests.
 * [leaving with the villains] This party is the worst party ever.
 * [also leaving] Even worse than the rotting stinky cheese party!
 * On my planet we begin our festivities with cannon fire.
 * [makes a cannon appear] Works for me.
 * [takes Robin's hands] But I believe the Earth ritual is the asking of a member of the opposing gender to the dance.
 * [lovestruck] S-S-S-S-T-arfire, would you care to--
 * --dance?
 * Raven, wanna--
 * No.
 * Limbo! Limbo!
 * '''Bzorkels! Bzorkels!
 * Can we kick them out now?
 * Villains, go! Home!
 * Aw.
 * Boo.
 * No way.
 * Let me show you how it's done. Party's over!
 * [is grabbed by Raven's magic] So long, Larva-M3-19.
 * [wrapped up in rope] You could leave the Snot-ans and come with me.
 * [Starblasts Gizmo] No thank you.
 * Call me!
 * [dodges a blast from Cyborg] Better than a night in jail, anyway.
 * Hey, for me too!
 * I think that was a very successful party party.
 * Not as much fun as a meatball party.
 * Or a meatball party.
 * That's what I said.
 * [looking at the remaining food] What are we going to do with all these leftovers?
 * [start chowing down on the leftovers] ''LEFTOVER PARTY!
 * Let me show you how it's done. Party's over!
 * [is grabbed by Raven's magic] So long, Larva-M3-19.
 * [wrapped up in rope] You could leave the Snot-ans and come with me.
 * [Starblasts Gizmo] No thank you.
 * Call me!
 * [dodges a blast from Cyborg] Better than a night in jail, anyway.
 * Hey, for me too!
 * I think that was a very successful party party.
 * Not as much fun as a meatball party.
 * Or a meatball party.
 * That's what I said.
 * [looking at the remaining food] What are we going to do with all these leftovers?
 * [start chowing down on the leftovers] ''LEFTOVER PARTY!
 * That's what I said.
 * [looking at the remaining food] What are we going to do with all these leftovers?
 * [start chowing down on the leftovers] ''LEFTOVER PARTY!

The End!