Talk:Garage Sale/@comment-26057005-20160115001914/@comment-26416285-20160115221906

9/10 the part that annoyed me was that the Hallway of Memories seemed to be collapsing in a way that made no linear sense, "Legendary Sandwich" should either be the first or last one. Stuff like that kinda bothers me. It is common in fictional "approaching death" scenarios for the speed of the impending doom to be wildly inconsistant, as in a scenario like this:

"Oh no approaching death!"

'' "Unless we run away right this instant we will die!" ''

"Wait I have a plan! If my calculations are correct, distance equals the square root of x^2 + y^2 so we should run that way right now to avoid being killed."

"Hmm, let's vote on it."

"Sorry but we don't have enough time for that."

"Fine, let's just start running right now then."

"Sure, sounds like a plan."

'' "Wait how are we not dead yet? That's weird." ''

'' "IKR! Okay c'mon guys hurry!" ''

 "OK AHHHHH" 

*heroes escape right before previous position of heroes is obliterated*

Why do the protagonists always have to get away just at the last moment every time? It is statistically unlikely AHHHHHHH