Talk:History Lesson/@comment-33745549-20190709172954

Hear me correctly, Titans, although you see Robin as a demanding snob, your stories are fake and lame like a paper snail:

Robin made his version of Napoleon being a taller general instead of being saw as a short one. It may be wrong, but in real history he wasn't that short. Also that he doesn't have those absurd "baby hands", as you have to know it.

Raven, your version of the Ancient Egypt story with Beast Boy meeting Starfire as an alien along with the Loch Ness Monster and the Bigfoot, doesn't value correctly much like marrying the Bigfoot, although the images of UFOs flying at the pyramids make it almost worth it, except marrying a earth cryptid.

Starfire, i'm afraid that your version of Abraham Lincoln is dumb and made of weak bricks with that foolishness of calling him "Abraham "And Turkey Sandwich" Lincoln" as if in this reboot you lose memories on Earth, although the part of having a smally yet adorable magenta cat in your beard looks nice, still doesn't impress me like nicknaming Robin's version of John Wilkes Booth as "John Milks Booth".

And as for you, the half-minded duo of Beast Boy and Cyborg, your version of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin is the half of logic about thinking the Moon is made of cheese like any real people think of it as a belief about it, but the part of the Moon having cheese oceans, devouring it and floating in space through farts looks dumb like sand, although the part of mistaking the Apollo 11 with Apollo Creed and being saved by Sticky Joe is funny, but still, it doesn't impress me.

So all of you had to see it right, and remember the most important thing in your lives.

Never, ever, make fun again of Robin's hands, nor thinking they're "baby hands".