Squash & Stretch/Transcript


 * Hold on! I thought society is OK with violence as long as it is funny.


 * How can violence be funny? You sound like a crazy person.


 * You sound real sick, Cyborg.

(Turns on a Gumball+Wile & Roadrunner series, Wile-esque Gumball-esque character has a fork and knife, Darwin-esque and Roadrunner-esque character runs thorugh, yaddles and a rock inexplicably throws down on the Wile-Gumball character.)

,, , : (laughs)


 * (Gasps) You're right!


 * What's a cartoon? Real life violence isn't funny?! Right?


 * Only one way to find out! Magamapow!

(Robin, swishes to the chair as he is punched)


 * Dow-how! Hey!?!?!?!!


 * Huh? Not funny.

( as Betty Boop): I believe this is the definitive incarnation of the Teen Titans

( as Popeye): I believe this has been a change for a better.... AGAGAGAGAGAGAGH! We still got a job to do!

(A tune resemebling "The Merry-go-Round Broke Down" plays, as the Toon Titans show their heads, then the title cards say "Toon Titans in Going Nuts!".)


 * That suirrel keeps getiing the best of us!


 * Every time we attempt to violence the squirrel, we get the violenced instead.


 * (rolls head, as a toon) Why is this happening!?