La Larva de Amor/Transcript


 * Ah. [Wipes milk stain with hand and notices Robin staring at him.] What? What?
 * [Laughs.] You call that a milk moustache? [Drinks milk, leaving behind a more fancier milk moustache.]
 * Amateurs. [Uses power to create a milk moustache.]
 * Oh, yeah! [Dumps a whole carton of milk on his head.]
 * [Enters while carrying Silkie.] You will be okay in care taking of the Silkie while I am away?
 * We can handle it.
 * You will make sure he is fed?
 * No problemo.
 * And water?
 * On it.
 * And you'll bathe him every night?
 * [Sarcastically.] Can't wait.
 * He especially likes to be licked behind the ears.
 * [Pushing Starfire into the elevator.] We'll take good care of Silkie. Now just go.
 * [Exits through the elevator.]
 * Game on. [Pours more milk onto himself.]
 * [Reaches into the couch's cushions and discards a Green Lantern power ring before grabbing a milk carton.] 10 year old soy milk. I've been saving it for a special occasion. [Squirts soy milk on face and chisels it into a beard.]
 * That's cheating.
 * All's fair in milk and war, buddy. [Cyborg taps the soy milk, cracking the beard.] No fair!
 * All's fair in - [Beast Boy squirts the soy milk into Cyborg's mouth, causing him to gag. He hits the milk carton and it hits the elevator button, allowing Silkie to crawl inside.]
 * [Looking around the couch.] Hmm. Hey, anyone's seen Silkie?
 * I thought he was with you, dude.
 * This can't be good.
 * Relax. Silkie couldn't have gotten very far.
 * We better find him. Titans, go!
 * [Burps out a toy.] Ooh. [Spots the Titans.] I checked every last box. No luck.
 * I bet he's outside. Titans, go!
 * Uh, you know you don't need to say that every time we go somewhere.
 * [As a dog.] Here Silkie, Silkie.
 * I'm not picking up any of Silkie's biorhythms.
 * Where on Earth could Silkie be?
 * [Placing a soda pop next to Silkie.] Cortesia de lá senorita.
 * Do you mind if I sit here? I am Sonia Conchita Hernández. And you are? [Places a finger on Silkie's lips.] No, do not speak. Your eyes speak for you. [Cradles Silkie.] I can tell someone like you knows how to treat a beautiful woman, no? You would never tell her her dress was too short or call her mother a donkey. [Kisses Silkie's cheek.] You are so different from my ex-fiancée Carlos. You know how to really listen. He would not like me talking to you.
 * No sign of Silkie. What are we going to do when Starfire gets back?
 * Dudes! [Transforms into a mutant moth larva.] No worries. I'll just hang with Starfire until we find the real Silkie.
 * [Sarcastically.] Sure. Genius. She'll never notice that you're missing and Silkie's turned green.
 * Oh, good cause I really wasn't looking forward to getting licked behind the ears.
 * [Picks up the couch and spots a shape on the floor.] Ah! Guys?
 * Did you find Silkie?
 * Sort of.
 * [Cradling the molted shell.] I didn't never really got to know him and he-he-he was just learning how to talk and and he said we were gonna do a movie night. Wait. It's just a molted shell ... which means Silkie's still out there somewhere!
 * Maybe Starfire would understand. We'll just tell her that Silkie got out.
 * [Staring at the molted shell.] Or ...
 * You are such a good dancer.
 * Cómo te atreves a bailar con otro.
 * No me puedes decir que hacer.
 * Tu todavía a me perteneces.
 * Yo te deje. Tu fuistes un hombre malo. Let's go. [Attempts to leave, but is blocked by Carlos' Henchmen. Carlos leads the two out of the night hold as they carry Sonia and Silkie.] You will not get away with this! My new boyfriend will stop you. [In Carlos' dungeon, her arm is strapped to the wall in chains and Silkie is wrapped in a ball and chain.] I would rather die in your arms then live one day with that bad man. [Silkie easily walks out of his chains.] Yes, my love, hurry!
 * Sólo queda tú y yo.
 * My hero. [Kisses Silkie.] You have saved me from that tyrant. [Kisses him and Silkie begins floating away.] Must you leave so soon? No one will ever be as special as you are too me! [Silkie is in his tub as he floats in the water, further away from Sonia.] We will always have the day and the night and all we spent together. We must be strong! No! I can not! I can not live without you! Please come back! Mi amor. [Silkie floats away.]
 * [Returning to the tower.] Greetings fellow Titans. I have returned! I will tell you of my travels, but first I must give the Silkie a hug.
 * [Blocks Starfire's path.] A-heh-heh, Silkie is uh asleep. Wouldn't want to wake him from his nap.
 * Then I shall just kiss the Silkie's sleeping forehead.
 * [Blocks Starfire's path.] Ah, Starfire, there's something we have to tell you.
 * [Using the molted shell as a puppet.] Uh, hi Starfire. It's me, Silkie, and I love you.
 * The Silkie can talk?
 * Uh, no. [Drops down next to Robin, Raven, and Cyborg.]
 * We have no idea where Silkie is.
 * I am not understanding.
 * We'll help you find -
 * Is the Silkie not here with you?!
 * We're not sure where he is.
 * But, you have promised to take care of Silkie! You gave me your oath! "We can handle it!" "No problemo!" Well, we have the big problemo! [Her eyes turn green and hair sticks up as the hallway erupts into chaos.] I trusted you! [Shoots a star blast at Beast Boy, who shrinks into a mouse to evade it.]
 * [As a mouse.] Dude! [Climbs up Cyborg's shoulder and they are both zapped.]
 * Hey!
 * HOW DOES ONE LOSE A SILKIE? [Screams until the elevator dings, revealing Silkie. Starfire instantly calms down.] Silkie. There you are. [Carries him to her injured friends.] Now who will care to see the images of my travels?
 * [Blocks Starfire's path.] Ah, Starfire, there's something we have to tell you.
 * [Using the molted shell as a puppet.] Uh, hi Starfire. It's me, Silkie, and I love you.
 * The Silkie can talk?
 * Uh, no. [Drops down next to Robin, Raven, and Cyborg.]
 * We have no idea where Silkie is.
 * I am not understanding.
 * We'll help you find -
 * Is the Silkie not here with you?!
 * We're not sure where he is.
 * But, you have promised to take care of Silkie! You gave me your oath! "We can handle it!" "No problemo!" Well, we have the big problemo! [Her eyes turn green and hair sticks up as the hallway erupts into chaos.] I trusted you! [Shoots a star blast at Beast Boy, who shrinks into a mouse to evade it.]
 * [As a mouse.] Dude! [Climbs up Cyborg's shoulder and they are both zapped.]
 * Hey!
 * HOW DOES ONE LOSE A SILKIE? [Screams until the elevator dings, revealing Silkie. Starfire instantly calms down.] Silkie. There you are. [Carries him to her injured friends.] Now who will care to see the images of my travels?
 * HOW DOES ONE LOSE A SILKIE? [Screams until the elevator dings, revealing Silkie. Starfire instantly calms down.] Silkie. There you are. [Carries him to her injured friends.] Now who will care to see the images of my travels?

Episode ends.