Animals, It's Just a Word!/Transcript


 * Cyborg: Check it out. My new laser cannon. Fire it up, Beasty.
 * Beast Boy: You got it, bro. (MEOWS)
 * Cyborg: Whoa, now, what's with the cat?
 * Beast Boy: Keeps me frosty.
 * Cyborg: That's what I like to hear. Hit it!
 * (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) (CANNON CHARGING)
 * Starfire: Oh, it looks very laser-cannony, Cyborg.
 * Cyborg: So beautiful.
 * (BEEPING)
 * Cyborg: Hey, don't touch that.
 * Beast Boy: I wasn't going to touch nothing, yo.
 * Robin: So, Cyborg, how much power does the cannon have?
 * Cyborg: Well, it's got 54 giga... I said do not touch that!
 * Beast Boy: I wasn't.
 * Raven: Yeah, you were.
 * Beast Boy: You gots me, mama. I was going to touch it. You know how cats be. (PURRS)
 * Starfire: Please, Beast Boy, fight your animal urges for once.
 * Beast Boy: (GROANS) All right, all right, all right! I won't touch anything.
 * Cyborg: As I was saying, it's got a 54 giga... Get your hand away from that button! You will kill us all if you touch that button!
 * Beast Boy: Sorry, won't happen again.
 * (BEEP)
 * Robin: (GROANING) What... What happened?
 * Beast Boy: Uh, I pretty much killed you, yo. But don't worry. I replaced all the blood you lost with my own.
 * Robin: Your blood?
 * Cyborg: In us?
 * Raven: Gross.
 * Starfire: Please remove it.
 * (TITANS GROANING) (RETCHING)
 * Beast Boy: Oh, come on. I saved your lives.
 * Raven: After you almost killed us.
 * Beast Boy: Yeah, sorry about that.
 * Robin: You just couldn't resist your animal urges, Beast Boy. I am so mad, I... (SNARLS) (HOWLING)
 * Cyborg: Dude, you just transformed into a dog.
 * Robin: Beast Boy's blood must have given us the power to turn into animals.
 * Starfire: I wish to turn into the animal... (MEOWS) (GASPS) I am the adorable. (SINGING) ♪Moew, moew, moew, moew♪ ♪Meow, meow, meow, meow, moew♪
 * Raven: I'm thirsty. Refreshing.
 * Cyborg: (SQUAWKING) This is so cool.
 * Robin: Now, remember, Titans. We can be animals. We just can't become them.
 * Cyborg: Whatever, I just want to turn into a tiny donkey.
 * All: Go, tiny donkey! (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
 * ???: ♪I like your style♪
 * Robin: Breakfast ready.
 * Cyborg: Mmm, mmm, mmm. What smells so good?
 * Starfire: We are breaking the fast.
 * Cyborg: Not that smell. (SNIFFS) That smell. Bro, bring that butt on over here so I can get a better sniff. (SNIFFS) Oh, yeah, yeah. Guys, get in on this.
 * (DOG BARKING) (SNIFFS)
 * Robin: You've got a good-bouquet going on there, Cy. Motor oil and... Ooh. Is that a meant of meatball?
 * Cyborg: (LAUGHS) It is. (SNIFFS)
 * Raven: Hmm, not bad.
 * Cyborg: Whoo, doggy! I could sniff butts all day.
 * Beast Boy: Why stop at sniffin' butts? Check this out.
 * (SCREECHING)
 * Cyborg: Whoo-hoo! (LAUGHS) We've got that good air in our face and the sun on our wings.
 * Starfire: I could already do the flying before.
 * Beast Boy: Sure. But could you do this?
 * (SCREECHING)
 * Dr. Light: (WHISTLING)
 * (DEFECATES)
 * Beast Boy: Nice car, bro! (ALL LAUGH) I've got you.