Talk:Driver's Ed/@comment-26230392-20150424230651

My name is Mud

My name is Mud

Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis.

My name is Mud and it's always been...

'cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen.

I dress in blue - yes navy blue.

From head to toe I'm rather drab, except my patent shoes.

I make 'em shine, well most the time,

'cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine.

Six foot two and rude as hell.

I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell.

My name is Mud.

My name is Mud, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie.

That's long for Mud so I've been told.

Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold.

I've got my pride. I drink my wine.

I'd drink the finest except I haven't earned a dime in several months, or were it years.

The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears.

We had our words, a common spat,

so I kissed him upside the cranium with that aluminum baseball bat.

My name is Mud.

My name is Mud.

Mu-Mu-Mu-Mud My name is Mud.