Love Monsters/Transcript

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 * [Groans.] Stupid rain! [Groans again.]
 * Getting everything so...moist. [Sighs.]
 * Oh, I miss Mr. Sun's silly smiling face.
 * Silkie? Oh, there you are! Oh, no! Has falling sky liquid once again cause you the sadness?
 * This will not do.
 * It's fine, Starfire. Just leave us alone.
 * [Starts to hug Robin and giggles.]
 * Okay.
 * I want to be alone with my sadness.
 * [Hugs Cyborg.]
 * Come on! I'm trying to moan so hard right now!
 * [Hugs Beast Boy while he groans.]
 * Huh. I actually feel a lot better.
 * Girl, you just raised my happiness level a whole giggle smile. [Giggles.]
 * I feel like I just ate a box of cookies!
 * That is why proper distribution of affection is important.
 * Raven!
 * Hey, hey, hey!
 * You may also recieve the affection.
 * Careful!
 * Why will you not let me up your cheers?
 * Because in this box are the Twin Destroyers of Azarath. Harbingers of doom. Purveyors of exquisite misery and endless pain.
 * I thought it was the lunch.
 * I need to collect the spell ingredients to banish these demons back to Azarath, and I can't take them with me. Keep an eye on them while I'm gone. Can I trust you all not to go near them?
 * Of course.
 * Obviously.
 * Sit around, don't do anything, I'm in. [Gives Raven a thumbs up.]
 * Hugs and kisses all the night long, yes!
 * Hugs and kisses don't solve every problem. I thought you already learned that lesson.
 * Everyone, stand back. Please don't explode.
 * Not everything in the world deserves your affection — especially these creatures.
 * I understand. No hugs or kisses — only light, tummy tickles!
 * No!
 * I see. They can have have the strawberry shakes after dinner, but not the whipped cream.
 * No!
 * Surely I can stroke under the chins.
 * No tickles! No shakes! NO CHIN STROKING! They feed on love and affection. Give them too much or we'll all gonna have a bad day! Got it?
 * I have gotten it. I will not touch the Twin Destroyers of Azarath, no matter how much they make their need of affection.
 * Thank you. [Gives the box to Robin.] Don't open it. [She floats down into a portal on the floor, then returns shortly.] Seriously, though — don't open it. [Floats down again. The hole disappears.]
 * Oh, that is the sound of the cute noise. Do you not all feel compelled of those that are sad? No matter who they are?
 * Nope.
 * Nah.
 * Depends. How cute is she?
 * Gah! I cannot help it. I must give the hugs.
 * Starfire, no!
 * Just...one...SNUGGLE!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 * STARFIRE!
 * The Twin Destroyers are...adorable.
 * Hello, new friends.
 * Uh, hello.
 * Thank you for not sending us back to Azarath.
 * [She speaks in a different language.]
 * Here, there is love and happiness and new faces.
 * Oh, that is most kind. Your faces are also nice.
 * Raven said not to touch them, Star.
 * But they are so cute.
 * That sure was fun. Now back in the box!
 * What?
 * (cont.) Don't give me the eyes! You heard me!
 * Robin! What are you doing?
 * It's called tough love, Star.
 * Remember? These guys feed all affection.
 * Because they like all creatures thirst for it!
 * Well, tonight, their throats will be punched. Back...in...the...box!
 * Just one goodbye kiss. [She kisses the monsters, but it causes them to light up.]
 * WHAT DID YOU DO?
 * Oh, an egg. That's not bad.
 * Raven's back.
 * What are we gonna do?
 * I got this. [Throws the egg out of the tower and on the ground. The egg is still unharmed.]
 * Way to think on your feet, Beast Boy. Now quick. Act natural.
 * You opened the box, didn't you?
 * (simultaneously): What? Why would you?
 * (simultaneously): What?
 * (simultaneously): Of course not.
 * Yes, that is correct.
 * Well, we're doomed.
 * No, we are not the doomed. I gave them so much love, they became the harmless egg.
 * What's happening?!
 * The egg is hatching!
 * Your love turned them into a monster, Starfire.
 * Can't you just banish them, Rave?
 * No. Only the one who have powered them with love can defeat them.
 * Starfire, you're gonna have to be mean to them.
 * [Gasps.] But I cannot!
 * Then we're going to have to do this old school.
 * Titan Robot assemble!
 * Left leg, power on!
 * Left arm, power on!
 * Right arm, power on!
 * [Sadly.] Right leg, power on.
 * Head, power on!
 * Titan Robot, go!
 * All right, Titans. Let's do this! Right arm! Left arm! Body combo!
 * Left leg, blazing flexsaver!
 * Let's finish 'em off! Right leg, power kick!
 * There, there, formerly tiny people. Surely, you'll all be rampaged because you are scared.
 * Starfire! You're only making it stronger!
 * My distributions of affection have ruined everything. [She looks at the monster defeating the others.] I suppose not everybody deserves the love.
 * We're trapped in here, Star! You're our only hope!
 * For the sake of the world, can you be mean to that thing?
 * I can try. [She flies up to the heads of the giant Twin Destroyers.] Twin Destroyers, you may be big, but you are also so very cute. [She covers her mouth.]
 * Even her insults are compliments!
 * We might've been a stretch. Can you handle aloof, Starfire?
 * Aloof?
 * Just turn away from it! Cross your arms and tuck your head up.
 * Ah, yes! Like you do all the time!
 * Yeah, like I do all the time.
 * What's the matter? Do you not like us anymore?
 * No, I do not! You are...the butt!
 * What?
 * The butt?
 * THE BUTT! And you smell like celery!
 * Oh, snap!
 * Your mother has the weight problems, so severely, that the doctor commit she should eat more of the fruits and vegetables!
 * She brought mamas into it! She brought mamas into it!
 * I DO NOT LIKE YOU!
 * My feelings!
 * It's working. Keep it up!
 * Um...your kerpoffen is like Glornak on a PARKING EXAM!
 * Oooohhhhhh! [They cheer and laugh for joy.]
 * That was mean. How could you?
 * I do not wish to hear it! Back in the box!
 * Girl, I did not know you could be so cold.
 * I'm proud of you, Starfire. I know being such a horrible person must've been tough on you.
 * Thank you, Raven. I could not have been so cruel of your help.
 * We will always remember your sweet kisses.
 * Aw, and they will remember you! [Leans to kiss for the two monsters.]
 * Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!!!
 * We might've been a stretch. Can you handle aloof, Starfire?
 * Aloof?
 * Just turn away from it! Cross your arms and tuck your head up.
 * Ah, yes! Like you do all the time!
 * Yeah, like I do all the time.
 * What's the matter? Do you not like us anymore?
 * No, I do not! You are...the butt!
 * What?
 * The butt?
 * THE BUTT! And you smell like celery!
 * Oh, snap!
 * Your mother has the weight problems, so severely, that the doctor commit she should eat more of the fruits and vegetables!
 * She brought mamas into it! She brought mamas into it!
 * I DO NOT LIKE YOU!
 * My feelings!
 * It's working. Keep it up!
 * Um...your kerpoffen is like Glornak on a PARKING EXAM!
 * Oooohhhhhh! [They cheer and laugh for joy.]
 * That was mean. How could you?
 * I do not wish to hear it! Back in the box!
 * Girl, I did not know you could be so cold.
 * I'm proud of you, Starfire. I know being such a horrible person must've been tough on you.
 * Thank you, Raven. I could not have been so cruel of your help.
 * We will always remember your sweet kisses.
 * Aw, and they will remember you! [Leans to kiss for the two monsters.]
 * Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!!!
 * Thank you, Raven. I could not have been so cruel of your help.
 * We will always remember your sweet kisses.
 * Aw, and they will remember you! [Leans to kiss for the two monsters.]
 * Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!!!

Episode ends.