This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Garage Sale" from season 3, which aired on January 14, 2016.

Teen Titans Pain and Regret
Titans Tower
Plot Point
Retrieving back memories
This transcript is incomplete.

Cyborg: Oh, oh, I remember these! Apple, Rhubarb, Peach and Pear. Pie Bros, bro! Episode 2! Hermetically sealed for freshness. (yells)

Raven: (laughs) I remember this thing! Artful Dodgers, Episode 22!

Starfire: (giggles) Look what I have remembered! (cuts to Jeff scene from I See You) You do not mess with the Jeff! From Episode 57.

(all laughing)

Cyborg: Hey, this box has Robin's name on it.

Starfire: Oh, Robin. I had forgotten about him.

Beast Boy: Where is he anyway?

Robin: (screams in presence of a crime alert) Crime alert! Going off for hours! The city, overrun with villains! (shows off to numerous villains and an unseen crowd) Where have you been?

Cyborg: Just reliving the past, baby.

Robin: Gah! The past? You have to focus on the now!

Raven: What's the big deal? We're just taking a little trip down memory lane.

Beast Boy: Yeah, man, these boxes are filled with good re-memories. Remember this sandwich?

Robin: Wow, so interesting. Garbage!

Cyborg: Well, we're about to open this one. You gotta be excited about that!

Robin: No. no, no, no, no!

Cyborg: Green undies and elf boots?


Robin: Don't be ridiculous.

Cyborg: Yeah Beastie, obviously Robin didn't kill a Christmas elf. He's just hiding the fact that he used to be a Christmas elf.

(Raven and Starfire gasp)

Raven: Is it super cold in the North Pole?

Starfire: Did the Santa claw receive my letters?

Robin: (yelling) I am not an elf! This was my first costume.

Raven: Woah, you wore these in public?

Robin: For years! So trust me when I say that the past is filled with pain and regret. Nothing good comes from history. Holding onto the past limits our future.

Raven: Robin, without the past, there is no future.

Robin: (SARCASTICALLY) Wow, that's so deep Raven. We're getting rid of this junk! You know what that means? Garage sale!


(People slowly walk across the garage sale, one looking at Robin's green undies, chuckles like a husky boy. Almost all of them leave i time, except for the guy who bought the mask provided for The Jeff stealing the sign for the sale.)

Robin: They made us 12 dollars just to give it away (The currency cent limit is different than the USD)

Robin: Snug as a bug in a rug.

(fades to black via circle)

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