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(starfire is outside, watering flowers)
Starfire: ♪ The flowers, the flowers ♪♪ grow in the ground ♪♪ give them water ♪♪ or they will die ♪
(suddenly, a Tamaranian Drone falls from the sky and crushes the flowers)
Starfire: (gasps)(blackfire knocks away two drones) Blackfire?
black fire: Hey, little sister.(lasers suddenly shoot out from beside blackfire and they turn to see more drones)
Blackfire: Cover my flank!
Starfire: Of course!
(starfire flies up to join blackfire and the two sisters start to blast the drones)
Starfire:What are you doing here?(she blasts an other drone)
Blackfire: (blasts a drone) I came to see you, sweetie!
Starfire: But you never visit. I thought you did not like me!
(screen shows a close up of a drone, ready to shoot a laser but instead, blackfire blasts it apart from behind)
Blackfire: Oh, honey! Where did you get that idea?(more drones fly pass)
Starfire: (throws starblots at a drone) You never answer my calls!
blackfire: Got a new number.
Starfire: (pulls on the arms of a drone before snapping them off) When I was five you stole my favorite dolly!
blackfire:(smashes her handcuffs into one of the drones) Just so I could have something that reminded me of you.
(the sisters realize that there are drones behind each other and they quickly blasts them and flinch away from the explosion)
starfire:( flies up to blackfire) So you really came back here just for me? There is no other reason?
Blackfire: I just had to see my baby sister. (starfire hugs blackfire)
Starfire: Ooh!Then we can begin the closeness!
(screen gives a close up of blackfire’s face as she smiles evilly and narrows her eyes)
Blackfire: Okay, enough hugging.
(setting goes to the titans tower) (the titans are doing stuff: raven is reading, robins sleeping and beast boy and cyborg are playing rock paper scissors)(elevator dings and door opens to show starfire)
Starfire: Wonderful friends, look who has paid us a surprise visit!
Cyborg: (turns around)I love surprise visits! (the rest of the titans turn to see who has come) ( starfire floats into the air and moves aside, revealing blackfire behind her)
Blackfire: Hey, everybody.
Cyborg: (groans) Except for that one.
Raven: (her eyes turn red and she opens all four) HER.
beast boy: Ugh. Bah! (all the titans turn around, unhappy)
starfire:(floats in front of the coach with blackfire) Yes, the her herself.
Blackfire: Hi Robin, you miss me?(flips her hair)
robin:Uh, no. Because you are evil.(taps blackfire on her chin)
Robin: And I'm only attracted to niceness and sweetness, and innocent things, like a puppy with ears too big for his head!(screen shows a image of a puppy with big ears)
Robin: Star, can I talk to you a minute?(pulls starfire into the kitchen with his hook)
Starfire: Can you believe Blackfire has come to see me?(her eyes turn into stars) Is that not wonderful?
Robin: Every time you let her into your life she crushes you!
Starfire: But I do not think this time-
robin: No! (starfire flinches)
(screen shows a wanted sign of blackfire)
Robin: She is one of the most wanted criminals in the galaxy, Star!
Cyborg: Mmm-hmm. Girl, that girl is bad girl news, girl.
Raven: She's up to something.
beast boy: And ugh... Blah! (points to his mouth)
Starfitre: Stop it! (screen turns dark and the screen then shows all the following things she says) All I have ever wished for is to have this sister relationship. And Blackfire knows if she lets me down again it will break my heart. And darkness will ooze from it, contaminating the river of my soul. Then filled with the poison I will rain death and destruction upon all the creatures of the universe! Starting with...
(screen goes back to normal as blackfire interrupts)
Blackfire: Hey, sis.Let's dye your hair so we can be twinsies.
starfire:Ooh, I always wanted to be the twinsies! (grabs blackfire’s hand and spins around)
Starfire: Sister fun time!
(screen shows a montage of "sister fun time" activities, such as painting their nails, dancing, brushing each other's hair (Blackfire doesn't really enjoy it that much) and lastly, cutting and dyeing Starfire's hair to match Blackfire's hair) (montage ends as starfire looks at herself a a mirror)
Blackfire: You look great, sweetie…...But it's really missing something.
Starfire: What is it that is missing?
blackfire: (snaps her fingers) I know.
(a censor box moves onto starfire as blackfire rips of starfire’s suit and plops a suit the same as hers onto starfire)
Blackfire: Oh, that's such a great color for you!
Starfire: There is something of meaning I wish to relate to you…. I have dreamed of us…(as she says this, a drone appears behind her outside the window)
blackfire: Shh. Can it wait?
(Screen goes into the drone’s view)
Blackfire: (points at starfire)That's Blackfire, the one you're looking for!
(the drone breaks the window and traps starfire and takes her away)
Blackfire: (smiles) Bye-bye, sweetie.
(setting changes to the galactic prison were the drone takes starfire and puts her into a cell)
(setting changes to the living room again and robin is lifting weights)
blackfire:(flies in and notices robin’s butt) Hey, Robin
blackfire:Anyone ever tell you that you have a nice butt?
Robin: (puts down the weights)Save it, you shameless harpy.
Robin: I don't know why Star puts up with you.(robin realizes that he hasn’t seen starfire and he looks around)Wait, where is she? What did you do to her?!(grabs blackfire and shakes her)
robin:Titans(all the titans appear, except for star), dig up the yard!
(all the titans run out side and dig up the yard, trying to find where blackfire has buried starfire)(blackfire floats down from the sky in front of robin)
blackfire:Oh, calm down, Mr. Butt. She's fine. She's just in jail serving out my sentence.
Robin: (points at blackfire)This is why you showed up in the first place!
raven: She trusted you!
Beast boy: Dibs on Star's room!(all the titans and blackfire looks at beast boy, confused)
Beast boy: what?She's got the best room, end of the day!
robin:(turns around again)How could you do this to her?
Blackfire: Oh, cut me some slack, Mr. Butt. No one ever taught me how to be a good sister.
Cyborg: (grabs blackfire)Then get yourself a backpack and a spiral notebook. And a number two pencil and a pen and a math book and a protractor and a scientific calculator, with a juice box and some healthy snacks, and an apple for your teacher. 'Cause we're gonna take you to school!!! (blackfire gets knocked over)
Beast boy: Sister school, yo!
(screen shows a backdrop that says “lesson 1:listening”)(setting changes to beast boys room and blackfire is texting on her phone)
cyborg:Now listen so I can teach you how to listen.
Blackfire: Huh, whatever.(continues to text)
cyborg::The keys to active listening are eye-contact, and hand-holding. Allow me to demonstrate.(as he says”eye contact and hand holding”, his eyes pop out and then he holds beast boys hand)
Cyborg: Go on, Beast Boy. I'm listening.
Beast boy: My problem is I'm just too sweet and funny. And girls just take advantage.
cyborg:(pats beast boys hand)I hear your pain. You have to talk it out before you can walk it out.
cyborg:(turns to blackfire) Now you try.
blackfire:(puts away her phone)Go on, Beast Boy. I'm listening.
Beast boy: Sometimes I think I'll never find love.(blackfire gets annoyed)
Blackfire: (slaps beast boy)SHUT UP AND BE A MAN!!
(Beast boy: My...heart..(beast boy starts crying and he runs away but hits something)'(setting changes to starfire’s prison cell)
Starfire: (looks at a image of blackfire on the wall)You have broken my heart, sister. And now I will break you!(starfire rips the sleeves of of her prison suit)(screen then shows starfire burning the word blackfire on to her arm and then crossing it out)(starfire then starts doing pull ups on the cells window bars)
(setting changes to the titans living room again)(screen shows a backdrop that says”lesson 2:hugging”)
robin:Okay, lesson two.(hugs cyborg) Hugging.
(beast boy then tries to hug blackfire but he gets punched across the room)
Beast boy: Oh!
(cyborg then tries to hug her but gets the same thing as beast boy)
Robin: Terrible effort! Again!
(raven then tries to hug blackfire but she then changes her mind and floats the other way to avoid getting punched)
Robin: No, no, no. I'll show you myself!
Robin: Arms out wide, come in tight but not too tight. Pats on the back, optional.
(blackfire grabs robin and hugs him)
Robin: Yes, that's much, much better.
Blackfire: Oh, this feels good.(hugs him tighter)
Robin: Oh, no, no, no! Wrong kind of hug!
(robin starts to get crushed by blackfire)
robin:Get away!!!(setting changes to starfire’s cell and she takes out a laser and she then cuts of her hair)
(blackfire is now on the coach with the tv remote)(something flies pass her and she turns around to see all the titans dressed like starfire and tied by a rope on the ceiling so it looks like they are flying, expect for raven)(screen shows a backdrop that says “lesson 3: role playing”)
Beast boy:(“flies” up to blackfire) Oh! Greetings friend.
blackfire: What are you doing?
Beast boy: (in a girl voice) Oh, sister, I'm here to tell you how you have made me feel all these gamma years.
Blackfire: (snickers) You look ridiculous!
Beast boy: You look ridiculous!
robin:Stick to the script!
Cyborg: What Starfire meant to say is do not be the glorpner, friend.
Blackfire: Glorpner? That's not even a word, genius.
cyborg:Don't you make me come over there!
Raven: I told you this wouldn't work.
Robin: Stay in character!
Robin: What the Starfires are trying to say is…(background changes to the sky) "When you were in the trouble who did you turn to? "Oh, sister, when you were..."(background changes back as blackfire stops robin)
Blackfire: I'm gonna stop you right there.
blackfire:(turns robin around)(laughs)Your butt looks fantastic in that skirt!
robin:(waves his arms around, frustrated)Aaaaaaargh!
robin:I have no idea how Starfire could still love you after all you put her through!(robin accidentally flips himself upside down)(his rope snaps and he falls)Ugh!
Blackfire: She…….loves me?
Beast boy: (takes off the starfire wig and walks out of the room)Probably the only person in the universe who does.
(close up of blackfires face as she has a flashback of her and starfire where she take away starfire’s doll. Starfire looks upset for a moment but then she shrugs and hugs blackfire)
Blackfire: Wait.(titans pause to look at her) I wanna be a better sister. (the titans smile at each other)
(the setting changes to starfire’s cell again and she is lifting weights while glaring at the image of blackfire)
starfire:(drops the weights)Sister fun time!(she blasts a hole through the wall and zips back to earth to find blackfire)
(setting goes back to the living room and blackfire is doing makeup on raven)
blackfire:I'm so glad you like it!
Beast boy: Uh, you think you could give me a make-over? I hate my look.
(Blackfire turns around to face beast boy)
blackfire:I hear somebody who's not happy with himself. But who should be, because he is great!
Beast boy:Aww. Thanks!
Blackfire: (turns around again) So Robin...
robin:Please, call me Mr. Butt,(he slaps his butt) you've earned it.
Raven: I wish you were my sister, sister.(winks at blackfire)
'cyborg:Starfire's gonna be so proud of you!'(living room suddenly shakes as starfire breaks through the window)
Beast boy: Hey, she's back!
Robin: Star?(starfire punches robin in the face)
Beast boy: Mr. Butt, are you okay?!
Starfire: I'm here for the her!(points at blackfire)
Robin: Blackfire, remember the lessons!
blakifre: Starfire, sweetie...
starfire:You have never done anything for me, except use me and trick me and get me into trouble!
Blackfire: I hear you and I'm sorry!
Starfire: IT`S TOO LATE FOR THE SORRY!!
(starfire then grabs blackfire and blasts her out of the tower) (starfire and blackfire continues to smash into buildings)
(screen then shows a window washer guy who notices a rumbling noise and quickly ducks before he gets hit)(the fight ends when starfire blasts blackfire on to the ground and though a clothing store)
blackfire:You look like you could use a hug!(starfire blasts blackfire with a starblot)
Blackfire:(grabs one of the dresses)This would look great on you!
Starfire: I am not falling for the act again!(blasts the dress and then prepares to blast blackfire)
blackfire:Wait, I've got something to show you!(takes out a doll)
starfire:(suddenly stops)The dolly you stole from me as a child? Blackfire, where did you get it?
Blackfire: I've had it the whole time. I shouldn't have taken it. And I shouldn't have kept it. Starfire, I'm sorry.
starfire: You really have changed?
blackfire: Yes. I have.
Starfire: Well……..so have I…(burns the doll and then blasts blackfire)
(screen shows the titans looking outside the window as they watch the explosion)(elevator door dings)
Robin: So what happened?(starfire drops blackfire)
Starfire: We worked things out!(sister fun time music plays)