This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "The Cruel Giggling Ghoul" from season 3, which aired on February 11, 2016.

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(Episode begins when the thunder rumbles and the two giggling ghouls are laughing. Cut to the Titans driving in their van.)

Robin: Well gang, I hope you're all excited as I am to see the basketball superstar, LeBron James's dribbling exhibition at Wacka Doodles Amusement Park.

Starfire: I would be the more excited if it were not so late.

Robin: We would've been there hours ago if Cyborg and Beast Boy hadn't been insisting on stopping for food every five minutes.

Cyborg: Hey! We were like, hungry, man!

Beast Boy: (as a dog) Rah! Rungry! (Coughs and turns into normal form) Yeah, hungry, bro!

Beast Boy: What's up with your peepers, mama?

Raven: I lost my contacts.

Beast Boy: Well you looks good with glasses. Mmm! Real smart, yo!

Raven: (blushes)

Robin: Keep an eye for the exit, gang. It's hard to see through this spooky fog!

Starfire: I shall locate the exit sign. Oh, I believe I see somethi... (Sign crashes into Starfire) The exit... is in one mile.

Beast Boy: Aw, classic, Starfire. No one gets into accidents like you!

All (except Starfire): HAHAHAHAHA!

Raven: Oh, safety hazard, Starfire! You are a delight!

Robin: She sure is. Now let's get going, the amusment park awaits!

Robin: Come on, come on! We'd better hurry if we want to get a good seat.


Cyborg: Like, maybe we hurried too fast. No one's here.

(air horn blowing)

LeBron James: Is Jump City ready to see some non-fancy basic fundamental dribbling?

(Record scratch, crickets chirp.)

LeBron James: Man, I told my agent nobody wanted to see a man just bouncing a ball up and down.

(canned laughter)

All Titans: Hey, LeBron!

LeBron James: The Teen Titans. Love ya guys. Thanks for coming out to see me! But, uh, where's everybody else?

Robin: We were just wondering the same thing!

Manager: All gone...


Manager: All of them.


LeBron James: This is getting a little too creepy for me, guys! I'm gonna go dribble over here, now! Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble!

Manager: I'm the manager of this amusement park, but there's not much amusement these days. All the guests ran away the moment "it" showed up.


Cyborg: "It?"

Manager: The two-headed ghoul. Comes around on nights just like tonight.

Wacky Doodles Owner: All I see is some teens going through my sensitive files.

(record scratch)

Beast Boy: Oopy-doopy-loo!

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