This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "The Fourth Wall" from season 3, which aired on October 20, 2015.

Beast Boy
Control Freak
Titans Tower
Plot Point
This transcript is incomplete.


Robin: We do smart people comedy from now on!!! Now shut your butts, and let's get highbrow!

Robin: Cyborg! Sadness.

Cyborg: (Slightly confused-sounding, and dismal expression) Mary took her ducks to the pond where... they ate... bread... crum... (Tomato hits Cyborg)

Robin: Did you lose your heart when you got those robot parts??!? Cyborg: (Hurt gasp), Yes! Starfire: (Dramatic, erratic expression) The merry ducks went... to the POND--  Robin:That performance makes me angry!! Raven. Happiness! Raven: (in her normal voice) Mary took her ducks to the po... [missing segment]  Beast Boy: (rather happy) Ma-- [missing segment]  Robin: Mary... took her ducks to the pond, where they ate... bread crumbs! (Pointing arrow to tear for "Acting")

Oh, yeah! It's TV night! Let's numb our minds, yo! Hello, Titans. Ugh, Control Freak. Change it. Don't bother changing the channel. Blah, there's nothing good on tonight. Stop Changing The Channel! - Sorry, I think it's the only thing on. - Control Freak, your evil pop culture references aren't welcome here! What is the reasoning of this interruption? Well, I heard it was TV night at the tower and I have the perfect show for you to watch. Enjoy! Wait, that's us. That's my jam! T-I-T-A-N-S. - Go! - We're in a show? No, you are a show. What are you talking about, you corrupt couch potato? I have turned the Teen Titans into entertainment. At this very moment, you are being broadcast to TVs around the world! People are watching us? Your every move! The audience is watching you from just beyond the fourth wall. Look for yourself. People are watching us without our permission? Ew! What a bunch of creeps. - Creeps. - The creeps. You fools be creepy. Hey, stop antagonizing the audience! I see why you'd want to broadcast this. But what's your evil game? This show was supposed to be my greatest achievement. It was supposed to bring me awards and the respect of the entertainment industry. Instead, everyone thinks it's garbage! Why would anyone dislike us? Oh, I don't know dookie jokes! We don't just do dookie jokes. Yeah! We do toot jokes, too, yo. Your sense of humor is so lowbrow. Yeah, lowbrow! You've encapsulated us so well. And then, there's your acting. If you can call incessant screaming "acting. " But we are not the acting. This is how we are! That's even worse. And finally, the audience hates how you look. Impossible. I'm talking about the animation quality. Look for yourself. Oh, I'm so sorry you didn't get any precious golden statues or industry accolades, but we don't care! But you will. Because if this show doesn't get better soon, I will reboot you all. You're bluffing. Oh, yeah? I've rebooted the Teen Titans once before. Look upon your previous incarnations. That looks like us but better! These Teen Titans were about character development, drama and heart. I used to be so much cooler. Shh, I want to watch. - Wow. Whoa! - Oh Oh. - What? That's how it ends? - And there is no sixth season to resolve the plot's hanging from the cliff? You ended that show? You monster. Okay, okay, okay. I admit, rebooting those Titans, it was a mistake. But rebooting you won't be if you don't bring me an award and soon. Freak, out.

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