This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "The Mug" from season 6, which aired on April 17, 2021.
| Characters Robin Raven Starfire Beast Boy Cyborg Thompson |
Locations Unavailable |
| Song None |
Plot Point None |
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Transcript[]
Outside, the turtle hides in the rock, while inside, Robin, Raven, and Starfire are sitting in the couch. Raven is reading a book, Robin is in his Titan Communicator, and Starfire is just sitting there, bored. Suddenly, car noises can be heard as the T-car crashes into the window with Beast Boy and Cyborg in it. They both pop out of the T-car.
Beast Boy: Yo, yo, yo! Guess who just took a trip to the mug store!
Robin and Starfire cheer.
Raven: Yeah! All right!
Cyborg: We got mugs up in here for everyone!
Cyborg jumps off the couch, and smashes the box into the floor.
Voice: Mugs.
Raven: (reads mug) "Better latte than never." Ha!
Voice: Humorous.
Starfire: (looks at her mug with an eyepiece) Ooh, the teeny-tiniest little mug kitten is (eyepiece pops out) so the cute!
Voice: Adorable.
Beast Boy and Cyborg put together a mug split into two like a jigsaw puzzle with the words "BFF" on it.
Cyborg: BFF mugs!
Voice: Unbreakable bonds.
The two hug, making the mug shatter into pieces. Robin grabs a mug from the mug box and realizes it has nothing on it. Robin sighs.
Cyborg: What's wrong, bro? I thought plain, boring, white mugs were your favorite.
Robin: Well, they are quite practical and a respectable choice, but I've always wanted one of those fancy "Number One Dad" mugs!
A mug with the words "#1 DAD" appears above Robin as he speaks.
Cyborg: That's cool. We'll just head back to the mug store and buy you one.
Robin stops them.
Robin: What? No! You can't just buy a "Number One Dad" mug. You have to earn it by becoming a super dad! (sadly) But, that'll never happen, because... I don't have a family.
Robin cries for a second, then he looks down on the mug and cries on it before drinking the tears. He does this three times, but the third time, Raven interrupts.
Raven: (pushes Robin down) Stop! Fine. I'll use my magic to turn us into a family so you can get your stupid mug.
Cyborg: Yeah! Like one of those classic sitcoms with the laugh tracks.
Beast Boy: (adds on) Catchy theme song!
Starfire: And the nosy, yet insightful neighbor.
