Summary[]
Robin gets suspicious when Red X emerges leading his own team that he calls the "Mean Titans."
Plot[]
AT THE TOWER...
BB: *Watching TV with Cyborg, Starfire, and Raven* Ah man, I love this show.
Raven: Yeah, but a little unrealistic. Don't you think?
TV: When there's trouble you know who to... *Gets interrupted by crime alert*
Robin: *Runs in* It's the HIVE again.
Cyborg: Ah man, Robin, do we have to go right now?
Robin: Yes
BB: Can't we wait till this show ends?
Robin: No, we have to go now.
BB: Can't some other superhero team deal with it?
Robin: No! We're the only heroes in Jump City. It's our job to deal with it.
Cyborg: We need some time to rest with all the crime that's been going on.
Robin: What are you talking about? There hasn't been any crime for days.
BB: Well, I think we need a few more just to settle in.
Robin: Are you insane? We... stop... the... bad guys.
Starfire: We could use more of the days off.
Robin: That's it. TITANS, GO!
IN THE T-CAR...
Robin: Now, I know you've been kinda lazy lately. So...
Cyborg: *Head falls off*
Robin: AHHHHHHHHH... wait, these are plastic. Those dirty... WAIT, WHO'S DRIVING?! AAAAAHHHHHHH!
AT THE TOWER...
Robin: *Walks in* Are you insane?!
BB: Whoa, what happened to you?
Robin: I was in the car... that you had plastic dummies drive.
Raven: You have to be more specific.
Robin: How could you do that?
Cyborg: We just wanted to finish this episode.
Robin: Guys, let's go. There are people in danger.
BB: Robin, the HIVE wouldn't put people in danger.
Robin: Are you an idiot? Wait, let me rephrase that. You're an idiot.
Starfire: Can not we stay the home just this once?
Robin: Fine, I'll go deal with it myself. *walks away*
Cyborg, BB, Raven, Starfire: *Gets tranquilized in the back of the neck*
AT THE BANK...
Cyborg: What happened?
Robin: We're at the bank. TITANS, GO!
BB: Do we have to?
Robin: Yes, no one is gonna do it. *Mammoth shadow rises over them*
Mammoth: *Gets hit with pebble* *Looks at it* *Gets hit with boulder*
Terra: *Rises down on rock*
BB: Terra?
Billy Numerous: *Gets hit by shadow*
Cyborg: Kyd Wyckyd?
Jinx: *Gets attacked by swords*
Raven: Ravager?
See-More: *Gets blasted on purple laser*
Starfire: Blackfire?
Gizmo: *Tries escaping but platform explodes and he goes flying*
Robin: You!
Red X: Greetings, Titans. Long time, no see.
To be continued... IMMEDEATLY!!!
Robin: Red X, what are you doing?
Red X: Doing what you never could, wiping out the HIVE. Teen Titans, meet the Mean Titans.
Robin: What are you talking about? You're criminals.
Red X: Exactly, we wish to reform our criminal ways.
Robin: How'd they even get out of prison?
Red X: Oh, I broke them out... which will be my last criminal act. We've been living in that tower over there for a month.
Robin: How did we not notice that?
Red X: See ya!
THE NEXT DAY...
Robin: *Walks in* Hey, guys *Yawns*
BB: Hey, Rob... AHHH!
Titans: *Scream*
Starfire: Robin, you look the tired.
Robin: Yeah *Yawns* I was spying on the Mean Titans all night.
Raven: Robin, why don't you trust them?
Robin: Are you crazy? They're criminals. Red X is a thief, Kyd Wyckyd's a member of the HIVE, Terra tried to kill us twice, Ravager's a mercenary, and Blackfire an intergalactic criminal.
Cyborg: I trust them.
Robin: You're laziness is blinding you. You just are happy with having someone else do your job. Well, not any more. Let's go.
(Montage of the Mean Titans stealing the Teen Titans thunder)
Robin: I don't get it. It's like they're everywhere.
BB: Well, there's nowhere to stop that. It's not like we can get a criminal to get a crime so we can stop it.
Robin: GENIUS!
Raven: Wow, I never thought I'd hear those words describe Beast Boy.
Robin: *Types on communicator* Gizmo
Gizmo: Ah, the Titans. I was just about to come up with a plan to free for HIVE members.
Robin: I don't care. We need you to do your plan right now.
Gizmo: Why?
Robin: So we can get to it before the Mean Titans.
Gizmo: (confused) Okay
Robin: Great *Ends call*
Later...
(Gizmo and his robot march down the street)
(Titans Robot shows up)
Robin: Not so fast, Gizmo. What do you think your doing?
Gizmo: What you told me to.